The Happy Hippo

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

We should put the top 12 candidates for presidential nominee in a fantasy football league... A democrat league and a GOP league

League winners are nominees 2028

League losers spend 4 weeks TOGETHER doing humanitarian aid to one of the countries we ship money to

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@EdKrassen I miss the good old days where the White House would post videos of LGBTQ influencers. We've fallen far

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@25YearsAgoLive

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@CooperKupp I use AI at home all the time... Should I not

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@YearsProgress

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@JamieBonkiewicz He'd have an easy time falling asleep tho. No head fall

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@oelma__ My wife would not appreciate the name

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@MLFootball This explains his acne problem

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@FireLegen For the love of the game 😤

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

@25YearsAgoLive We are only days away from major disappointment my friend

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

This account is only days away from a major disappointment

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

I’m proud to announce that for the first time in my memory, ALL of the news reported today (10 separate items) were stories with a POSITIVE tone.

Usually about half the stories I report carry a negative tone - deaths, shootings, natural disasters - but today, only good news.

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

For the love of the game 😤

[? @FireLegen]

how it feels tweeting with 0 followers

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

This explains the acne problem

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

Raul should go transition and compete in the women's division and be dual record holder. Legendary move

[The Sports Pulse @Tsportspulse]

🚨 NEW WORLD RECORD! 🇲🇽🔥

Mexican strongman Raul Flores has shattered the deadlift world record with an insane 511kg (1,126.6 lbs) lift!

He surpasses Hafþór Björnsson’s 510kg record set in 2025.

THE NEW KING OF THE DEADLIFT!

🎥 via @GiantsLiveWSM

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

Since Lindsay Clancy, everyone is all like "I have to do this".

Someone tell him he doesn't HAVE to do this

[New York Post @nypost]

Hunter Biden announces he 'may have to' run for president during radio interview https://t.co/ih17X7o2el

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

If that's the bar to become president, I'm going for it. No r@pe or poop here

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This man used to be President, and he’s not a r@pist. He also does not poop his pants.

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

Why do people ask "is it hot outside?"

Yeah, if we live in Siberia it is. But if I live in in Afghanistan, I'd say it's pretty mild

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

Ted Bundy was pretty great at what he did

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Do you think anyone can be successful? I do.

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

Me watching my toddler throw a sandwich against the wall for the 3rd time this week

[The Happy Hippo @RealHappyHippo]

I wonder how many times my mom wanted to strangle me when I was a kid. Great job not doing that, mom