RealHauswivesBerlin

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[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

I'm still here!

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

This episode of the White Supremacist House: #BannonFired https://t.co/QVPqR8WoZZ

[John Cusack @johncusack]

bannon / briebart will continue on outside Oval Office —great he’s gone but monster in Oval Office will keep him on speed dial

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Make America hate again #Charlottesville #trumpMustGo https://t.co/auG0UmhLAM

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

.@realDonaldTrump's lost twin @Andy @chrissyteigen https://t.co/u0m1fmKUzs

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

This worm's appearance isn't the only strange thing about it—its mouth is also its anus

[Kyle Richards @KyleRichards]

Remember these words from last year ? Anyone who wants to serve their country should be allowed to do so & appreciated

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

When is @erikajayne going to be on @RuPaulsDragRace?! 🙏🏽
👁👁

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Free-dumb in #Berlin @DavidHasselhoff

[Sarah @moriartyparty]

@RealHauswives @ramonasinger Does this mean it's turtle time? 🐢 ⌚️

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

This is a public service announcement #zerofücks @ramonasinger @moriartyparty #DidYouKnow

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Who wouldn't forgive @lisarinna at #CakeTherapy? Those Valentino Rock Stud sandals make up for everything 🔩🔩🔩🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

As a new mom w/ #ppd I would bizarrely compare my life w/ @chrissyteigen's Snapchat life & think "if only". Thanks for your essay Chrissy 💓

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Muslim is the new black https://t.co/wKssKjkieS

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

White House ignores all white terrorists:
- 28 dead in Newtown
- 12 dead in Aurora
- 9 dead in Charleston church
- 6 dead in Quebec mosque

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Doing drive-buys & sipping on ginger juice #realhauswifelife

[🥱 @sosadhannah]

My bank account balance is FAKE. Chase has been LYING for YEARS attempting to make me look POOR. Very Sad!

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

I see #Berlin's mayor finally caved and named a street after @Drake 🙏🏽

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Wo bist du denn? @olintechno @p_a_p_i_

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

The White Supremacist House is taking shape #americanhorrorstory https://t.co/MLkQelSI68

[CNN @CNN]

On Twitter, Michael Flynn interacted with the alt-right, maligned the Muslim faith and shared fake news https://t.co/soqnumqHsJ

[Heather Dubrow @HeatherDubrow]

Haha! https://t.co/Fr7zvaXVHR

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Sham-pain: that moment when you realize you've been duped with Prosecco 😭 @HeatherDubrow #realhauswiveslives #champagne

[RealHauswivesBerlin @RealHauswives]

Will The Donald invade Canada? #RIPAmerica #HideYoKids