Hern Burford

Ace reporter and columnist for all things superhero, sci-fi, fantasy, and horror!

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@thelivingtribu2 @jayoliva1 @Mitch_Letcher It’s depressing, is what it is.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@jayoliva1 @Mitch_Letcher Yet you framed all of it within a downbeat, cynical news montage where the world debates the necessity of Superman. It conveys doubt and criticism, not hope and heroism.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@SnyderCutBR Movies are different than TV shows that have to maintain an audience, dipshit.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@Clo305321 @JimmyTraina Radio show will be 3+ hours. HBO show will be an edited 90-minute version.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@Amethyst03333 I just want to know if you can go inside all the restaurants, bars, and fast food joints and shoot em up, like in GTA IV!

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@ZacharyEdSnyder Nope. That's this guy.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@sylabdul This scene takes place in 1986.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@SnyderCastle That's a comedy sketch.

You're posting "gotcha" photos of...a fucking comedy sketch.

You're a total dipshit.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@AJ35mm Great script
Terribly miscast lead
Visually dreadful

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@mindbendermind @ymnis_v1 Looks like Grumpy Cat covered in staples.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@ComicBook_Movie I guess you missed the parts where he threw a water tower with one hand, survived a bath in a proton river, used the force of his breath to escape a black hole, etc.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@The_Epic_Mike Who fucking cares if he’s vegan or not?

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@B00K0FTRIBE It's a good film until the third act, where it just turns into a fight with a big dumb guy in a robot suit.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@verbalriotshow He literally made the construct with the ring, you fucking moron.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@cya9nide @BaronDestructo @Lusavitch I loved this show, even if it had a budget of $5 an episode.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@Cwebs101 @JeffDLowe Age difference in actors is irrelevant. If you look 30, you can play 30, that’s all. To me, the Dad looks 60 and the lawyer looks 30. That’s all that matters.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@Cwebs101 @JeffDLowe No. Garret Dillahunt is in his 60’s. Jason Ritter, his son, his playing younger than his age - late 30s.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@WhoaNowNick No Superman who allows his father to die, and violently murders a villain by snapping his neck will ever touch the GOAT.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@steusmotus Imagining noticing the costume the guy is wearing.

[Hern Burford @RealHernBurford]

@AJ35mm It’s lifted wholesale from MATRIX: REVOLUTIONS