Audra Rogers

Writer, Photo/Videojournalist.
Parenting + family + small town life in Kansas 🌻

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

Pulling into a car wash bay:
Pull Forward.
Pull Forward.
Pull Forward.
OMG STAHP! NOT THAT FAR BACK UP YOU MORON WHERE ARE YOU GOING.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶 Yes really. #afterschoolsnacks

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I’ve only been told I look like this cat by 4 people. Come on Twitter

[Nicole Walters @NicoleWalters]

Believe your boundaries. You don’t have to prove them, have someone agree, give you permission or understand for your to protect your peace. You have a right to secure your well-being.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

*gets Costco membership.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

How do you instantly turn your yard into 120 acres? Use one of these babies.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

I had a small Schitt's Creek Trivia girls night, come dressed as a character if you want. I made David's outfit from duct tape and old clothes. 4 pages of questions plus discussion, it was a blast! This show meant so much to so many people @danjlevy it's still such a gift. 💕

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Adulthood is mostly just waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

It’s not only about the power bill, it is also about the amount of time to re-cool the house after a kid leaves a door open.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

Paying for items at a store with a card:
Insert card.
Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait.
OMG TAKE YOUR CARD OUT OF THE MACHINE WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG GET OUT OF THE STORE.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Thought things were going pretty well for my marriage and family but apparently everyone has a pergola but us.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

Early morning shadows at my house.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

Great news everyone, my husband has defeated Ornstein and Smough the Executioner.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

My wife has added three new sighs to her collection.

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

No pressure, buddy. No pressure. Kudos to anyone out there who has ever had to mow in front of their dad.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Ok it starts at 9 so we need to be there by 8:45 which means we need to leave by 8:10 so we need to have breakfast by...and be ready by... which means we need to wake up at....

Shoutout to parents doing that backwards math this weekend

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

After the movies I was Team Daniel-san but after the series I'm Team Johnny, oh yeah. The bad guy is good after all. 💕

[Cobra Kai @CobraKaiSeries]

tag your valentine and let them know they're on your mind

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

I kept thinking if that was me, I'd get lost in my own set.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Me, not so long ago, trying to figure out what a “meme” was. 😀 https://t.co/K61qQ8pnMR

[Audra Rogers @RealHonestMom]

I am trying so hard to stay awake so I can watch @danjlevy on SNL. It's peak mom, but I'm just so dang proud.