Hornelius Randall

🇨🇳🇫🇮🇨🇦🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇪🇪🇯🇲 HAIL SATAN DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO ISRAEL AND DEATH TO BELGIUM

[Hornelius Randall @RealHornyRandy]

Me tonight

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@infantrydort @JeffBezos @washingtonpost Maybe don’t sign up to murder children halfway across the world if you don’t wanna get blown up

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@MchannRyan @Partisan_12 The world will be a better place when you are no longer in it

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@BrilynHollyhand Fuck yeah Brilyn tell em like Soulja Boy

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@Smoothness63109 Steak too juicy, lobster too butter #meth

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@TMZ Beast mode

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You’re telling me Iran had an affair? Who’s Contra?

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@cappusa Well he’s dead now so how’d that work for him

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@GinoHard_ @HeleneStJames Have they considered throwing him in the lake

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@SteadtlerA58435 @NoLifeJordan69 Famously popular and effective institution, the United States Senate

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@hthieblot Meatspin dot com

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@Sinta_SBA I’m going to get an abortion tomorrow and when they give me the fetus in a jar I’m gonna name it Sinta and keep it on my shelf next to the pentagrams and upside-down crosses and there’s nothing you or your imaginary god can do about it

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@BarDown Twenty Sergei Bobrovskys

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@HaleyforMI How about your friend Angie Smith? You grateful to have her on your side?

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@HalfwayPost The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

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@s4gns People will leave you alone if you act like you want to be left alone

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Who up boiling they seafood

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Who up bugging they stink

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Who up stinking they bug

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@puckempire -Zadorov +Nurse would be enough to make me kill myself thank you very much

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@BruinsCapSpace Should the Blackhawks kill five of their players to trigger an emergency draft?

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Who is Doctor Congo