the Real Housewench

Ashamedly obsessed with all housewives, all Bravo shows, and connecting with other snarky fans

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

@BNCartwright Esther Perel talks about how we used to shame the cheater and now we shame the person cheated on for staying. Be true to you, Brittany. <3

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

The fact that Jax admits to cheating in episode 2 gives me hope for this crazy season. #PumpRules

[Steacy Curry 💎 @SteacyC]

Find someone that looks at you the same way that Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz look at eachother. #pumprules

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Every season Sandoval has to tell Schwartz how fucking proud he is to be his friend. #PumpRules

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

I love that tom and tom drunk cry together. #PumpRules

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

@RHOGossip I think it's more about her not working out than her weight. There are fat, in-shape people.

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Is Lydia going to pronounce it Ice-Land the whole time? #RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Does anyone have a twitter handle called David's Chips? #RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

This season of #RHOC is so terrible. Kelly Dodd is the most reasonable, likeable person on the show...

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

All that being said-Shannon, stop with this victim stuff. You make it hard to defend you. I agree with Tamra. Don't act like an a-hole #RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Lydia is an a-hole. She gaslights Shannon constantly. #RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

I actually like Shannon, but god, she's been pushing it this season obsessing about non-issue issues. #RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Tamra's psychic started #cancergate. Camille's psychic made season 1 of #RHOBH. Meaghan's psychic told everyone they're yellow. #RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Tamra is really talking shit about Shannon this season. It's so sad. #RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

I respect Siggy for skipping Margarets. I always find housewives going to someone's house they are currently in hate with so bizarro. #RHONJ

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Margaret is mean, but fun. I wouldn't choose her as a friend, but i love her for Jersey. #RHONJ

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

I was curious who the producers would turn on this season. Siggy, see you on the other side after armchair psych diagnosis + gifs. #RHONJ

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

I love how in nj trash is worse than f*ck you. #RHONJ

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

Lydia is so self-centered. It's a dinner. You are fighting with everyone, Lydia.#RHOC

[the Real Housewench @RealHousewench]

I'm sick of Lydia talking about cutting off Doug's balls. It's a vasectomy, not castration. #RHOC