Hunk Harris

I follow no one, because I’m the Main Event. All Elite, baby.

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@JohnRRoyster1 @OnceUponASophie @todd_williams_ @HSBC_UK She’s a massive C**T!

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@OnceUponASophie @JohnRRoyster1 @todd_williams_ @HSBC_UK WOW! I had NO idea you’d reply with that. 🙄 You’re probably already drunk on whiskey as it’s 9:35AM and you’re Scottish. So it’s not entirely your fault that you’re this stupid and pathetic. We all know you’re ginger under that dye, you freakin’ boozehound.

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@OnceUponASophie @JohnRRoyster1 @todd_williams_ @HSBC_UK You’re a grown woman, embarrassing herself by showing that she doesn’t have the mental capacity to form any kind of logical response. All that you said before are things you’ve heard and seen from other people, and now you’re showing that you’re incapable of independent thought.

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@OnceUponASophie @todd_williams_ @HSBC_UK Nor should it be second, third, fourth… and so on.

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@OnceUponASophie @HSBC_UK Thanks for confirming that you’d actually support violence for something that doesn’t require it.

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@TBARRetribution Damnit. Thought you meant you’d been fired.

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

Keith ‘Bearcat’ Lee. 🤭 I’m aware it’s a tribute, but it’s awful! Other possibilities…?

Jeff ‘Lionbat’ Hardy.
Randy ‘Viperkangaroo’ Orton.
Roman ‘Armadillohorse’ Reigns.
Damien ‘Ratdog’ Priest.
Sasha ‘Scorpionsloth’ Banks.

Makes me think of Manbearpig

#WWEisSTUPID #WWEDraft

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@fransanity76 @__ChannelZ @supermohsenaew @JeremyCom What a ridiculous attempt at a counter-argument. Do some research you silly little boy.

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@bullyray5150 @BustedOpenRadio I have never felt more embarrassed to watch “wrestling”, than I have when Finn Balor was spasming in time to the heartbeat on his music, then rising up in time to the deep breath part. I cringed, I felt embarrassed for Finn too. What a joke, most pathetic thing I’ve seen in years

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@JeremyCom WrestleMania 63 starts tomorrow, 6 hours per day for the next 7 days. An extravaganza filled with really boring matches, between Superstars that nobody gives a damn about. See these 4 week storylines finally come to a head, on the fourth grandest stage of them all. #WWE #Mania63

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@SuperDemonBoy @ToddRusher @JeremyCom You think he won’t debut til he’s 34? Are you utterly insane? He has a contract ready to be signed in 10 years, bro.

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@JeremyCom Can’t wait! iOS 41 comes out tomorrow! This day also marks the 20th anniversary of the day WWE folded.

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@deKoderofficial @bonebelt You forgot morphing into a cartoon wolf and howling.

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

I feel so sorry for @Goldberg’s kid, Gage #WWERaw

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@Goldberg again? For a title shot he’s never earned, again? Seriously? F*CK OFF BILL GOLDBERG. F*CK OFF AND F*CKING RETIRE!!!!! WTF happened to EARNING title shots? Is being a pathetic old man that NOBODY WANTS BACK how you earn things these days? Eat a d*ck you old c*nt! #WWERaw

[Hunk Harris @RealHunkHarris]

@thetrainline Thank you Andy, you’re a good man. Cheers.