Ignis

🔥 IGNIS
Your friendly neighbourhood completionist
🌙 Late With Ignis

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

@MarvelStudios We could never truly leave each other, even if we tried.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

@debaser337 @jgove8 @AusPoll6 Of course it’s gonna be just as bad, they’ve gotta recover the debt from the dumpster fire it is.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

@FunkoPOPsNews

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Submit something for the first edition of YEAH… NAH.

A trend. A game mechanic. A food combination. A life decision.

The desk will issue a ruling.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Literally no one is real on here 😢😢😢
One minute you’re making VTuber friends, next minute you’re uncovering three accounts, a fake collab, a mysterious artist, and enough lore for a cinematic universe 😭

I’m starting to think the only verified person on this app is me.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

@Alley_VT Hey!!!

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Australia has two official answers:

Yeah.
Nah.
It also has two unofficial answers:

Yeah, nah.
Nah, yeah.

An international briefing is being prepared as we speak!

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

@AvaVtuber_ Michael Jackson

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

The desk has arrived.

This was meant to make the production feel organised.

It has instead made every bad idea look official.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Every great late-night show needs an audience.

Unfortunately, I intend to let mine make decisions.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

New segment: TONIGHT, APPARENTLY.

The internet chooses something absurd. I report it with the seriousness of a national emergency.

What should qualify for the first bulletin?

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Be honest

Which unfinished game is sitting in your library judging you right now?

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

I opened a game to relax.

Four hours later, I had:

• reorganised the inventory
• checked every room twice
• created a spreadsheet
• advanced the story by six minutes
A successful evening.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Name one game you loved enough to finish…

but not enough to complete 100%.

This is a judgement-free environment.

The judgement begins after you reply.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

I do not “get into” things.

I accidentally establish departments.

Gaming? Completion Department.
Pokémon? Card Division.
Marvel? Historical Archive.
Late-night show? Apparently a network now.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

One minute you’re making a VTuber channel.

The next you’re asking whether the show needs its own house band.

The answer is obviously yes.

The budget has declined to comment.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Me checking whether the main story is still there after completing 47 side quests.

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

@VulkuraVt Your favourite Late Night host!

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

I need to know who I’m dealing with.

When you start a game, are you:

A) Main story only
B) Side quests first
C) 100% completion
D) Spend three hours making the character and never return

[Ignis @RealIgnis]

Most VTubers are preparing a debut.

I appear to be building an entire late-night television network.

There is a desk. There is an announcer. There may already be a legal department.

I’m Ignis, and this is getting out of hand.