Kelsey G Locke

I'm a MAN, whom races RP and is into Dude things. If you can't handle that, stay in your lane. #2A #orpuw #tcot

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

I was just trying to play along, unblock me. #EC @SlyCooper92

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

Not so fast, I'm from Australia and am immune! #EC @SlyCooper92

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

Releases even bigger WASPs into the room that go after Sly. #EC

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

Just step into the smoke from my farts folks. #EC

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

My gas neutralizes the wasps as I attempt to light pockets of it off. #EC

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

We farting Fam?! I love to fart, my cart is powered by methane. #EC

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

Eyes of your eyes.

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

I am a real man.

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

Hey @RealIndyTaiIs24, missed you, there are a bunch of fakes on here.

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

@gpowerpow I think we all can agree there is only one impostor on there, TheIndyTails24, is the fake.

[John Calipari @CoachCalArk]

I am not negotiating with ANYBODY. My total focus is on this team and winning the next game.

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

Who is the Real Tails? Other than @gpowerpow?

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

This the official Tails account. If you don't think so, fuck you. I see these Sonic accounts. Guess what? They fake as hell.

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

"People keep asking me about my car, no you can not have sex with my car." #openrp

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

I found a 7 year old girl wandering around the track, claims her name is Dora, she's been horrifically abused. Buddy, you don't do that.

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

He's prolly dead, but rubbing is racing fam! #OpenRP @brennocalderan1 @KinneticsReal

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

Yeah, I drank a Pepsi while I was out winning a race in F1, problem? I didn't think so. *i place my throwing stars in the trunk* #OpenRP

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

I'm driving, it's test day at Bristol motor speedway, I may have hit a tourist, I'm driving away now. #OpenRP @KinneticsReal

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

This. Epic bacon.

[Kelsey G Locke @RealIndyTails]

"I was born ready to race, fuck you for asking that question." I say to the reporters gathered at the press conference. #OpenRP