JMP

At one point I was funny. But now everything is a joke. Replies are off because I don’t want to hear it and I largely don’t want to talk to you.

[JMP @RealJMPSTL]

Fucking hilarious how he only released a health update because one of his more famous longtime colleagues actually dropped dead and they just announced it instantly when he did. Like, he only did it because he ran out of excuses.

[Senator McConnell's Press Office @McConnellPress]

Statement from @SenMcConnell:

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Thinking about this clip of Trump from 2014

[MK🍀 @Kamiorra]

I say “aw dude” atleast once a day now lmfao.

[Isaac and Luxo🎙️ @isaacandluxo]

Clancy brown is a phenomenal actor who deserves all the roles he gets

But god it’s so funny that in almost every single one of them you’ll hear Mr. Krabs slip out a little bit

[Hiroshi Ta-Nehisi ⏳️🅾️ L @RichLatta32]

Welcome to 1998

[Trav Guy @TheOtherTravGuy]

Twin Peaks whenever something bad is about to happen

[Will Washington @WillWashington]

Never wrong. Just early.

[ivy @ivyphobic]

nah stupid bitch eat everything you voted for

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

The GTA 6 hacker has breached the strip club and is looking at strippers with binoculars

[JMP @RealJMPSTL]

So now we know who shouted the comment at Mercedes lol

[Wrestling Observer @WONF4W]

TKO representatives attended recent AEW Dynamite | Exclusive https://t.co/S7wyNycdjr

[cait @digicait]

When you remember it's not a bit and you're actually for real gay and into dudes

[Gaz @Septic_Sauce]

Holy shit thats how the game ends when you get the tactical nuke?! Thats actually wicked lol

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Lmao the guy put a dead man switch on his systems that if he isn’t there to disable it the game gets fully leaked to the public

[twltter user @up2anth]

legitimately hilarious that the gta 6 leaker teased the strip club at the end like a marvel post credit scene lmao

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

Zero percent chance Rockstar either delays GTA 6 or releases it sooner because of this. I have no idea why people think this is possible

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

It's DEFCON 1 at Rockstar as the GTA 6 leaker ends his last clip at the doors of the strip club

[miruci @Miruciiii]

being gay means being really secretive with straight people, but totally oversharing when you meet other gays.

[beautiful perfect angel @sincereposting]

every time a coworker asks how old i am and i say i’m 29 i see them visibly get scared (they’re all fresh out of school) (life doesn’t turn out the way you think it will) (we work at a respectable white collar place and they look at me like i’m lost in life) (i am)

[🐉AV Elite⛧ @Arnav_Ve6b]

I really thought that TNA rebranding was going to be special 🕊️

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

you're already going to prison for life bro post the ending