Jean-Pierre Fanguin

Saint-Tropez’s businessman of the year 2021. Former Argentina’s major textile producer. Married to Julie.

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

📍San Andreas

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Time to say Merry Christmas again!

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📍Clarens, Switzerland

[Scott Cousins @ScottCousins__]

Absolutely fucking not!

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@defledhead Is he?

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

Ahh life in Europe is peaceful ✌️ wouldn’t trade it for a life in the US.

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

Leaked conversation between President Mike Kushner and fugitive Ronald Gold:

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

Bye bozo

[The Capitol Network @TheCapitolGTA]

Sen. Bill Harrison (I-LI) delivers farewell address to the Senate, live coverage on T-SPAN.

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

@LibTree Okay Batman, we’ll take it from here

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

@BrianParkerLS @MKushnerLC //This account serves purely for bullshit, all of these tweets must be taken seriously as they’re probably my personal thoughts and/or opinions. Fuck you CosQueer!

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

@AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

@KarinaKhaIifa Don’t listen to the other moron, babe

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

MK: “You’re welcome, I wouldn’t take the assets of my mentor. I gotta go, take care of your family.”

RG: “Alright Mike. Remember, what’s important is that we keep our families safe, family is first. It was good speaking to you. See you, Mike.”

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

📍Golf Club Saint-Tropez, France

MK: “Hi Ronald, it’s me Mike, I’m calling you with a pay phone.”

RG: “Mike! How are you? It’s been a long time pal.”

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MK: “I’m good, I’m glad you could escape, shit got crazy around here, they even interrogated me, many times. Never told them fuckers where you were.”

RG: “Fuckers will die waiting until I appear. Thank you for the money deposits by the way, it’ll help me enjoy Europe.”

[Governor Troy Burger ❁ @TheTroyBurger]

@Weronika_FIB You guys took the biggest L in history to Ronald so no ones listening to what you’re saying x

[Nad @NadiaWaltersGTA]

I never been more insulted. The waiter asked me if I was vegan. I'm going to need a minute

[Governor Troy Burger ❁ @TheTroyBurger]

Vance, an employee, thinks she runs the world. No. The American people run the world!

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

Staff: “Absolutely sir. If you need anything just use your room’s phone and I’ll make sure everything is fine in order to make your stay as comfortable as possible.”

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📍Tanner Casino & Resort, Saint-Tropez

RG: “Hi, I reserved 4 suites under the name of.. huh.. Jean-Pierre Fanguin, that’s my name..”

[Jean-Pierre Fanguin @RealJPFanguin]

RG: “I’m uh originally from France but I was born in uh Argentina. So this explains that, right? Huh.”

Staff: “Oh, right, I see, anyway. Would you like me to walk you to your room?”

RG: “That won’t be necessary, thank you. I.. uh.. will find the path, eh?”