Not Jack Edwards

Play-by-play voice of the Boston Bruins on NESN | 2x Worst Commentator of the year | Avid @patmaroon hater | Head Bully of the @Mapleleafs | Parody Account

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THE POINT OF THE DAGGER IN THEIR THROATS, THEY RIP IT OUT OF TORONTOS HANDS, AND KILL THE BEAST

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Let’s get weird again no?

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America
Back.

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THE SPANIARDS!!!!

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Spain ML is going to be the death of me. I knew I shouldn’t have taken them considering they’re 0-1 in against the US in wars. No chance they beat the French.

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Hey @EdmontonOilers at least kids in Africa will think you won

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I am a Luka fan for one night. That’s all.

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Kyrie is such a fruit cup

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Pain.

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Texted my buddy “hey let’s go to Boston with some of the fellas tomorrow.” He responded “sorry man taking a chick out.” God am I fucked. I don’t see a happy future for myself

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@CornedHash Always looking. I never speak to them of course

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Beers. Zyns. C’s, and the Asian girl sitting behind me. What else would you want #csin4

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Me looking at the rocket Asian behind me

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It’s such a this typa night

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@RobbyBerger 4 goals in the first. This man is just terrible

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@stoolpresidente Bruins are up 2-1 with 3 minutes left Dave. Come on

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Montgomery needs to get back on the bottle. That’s what will inspire this team

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If the bruins lose I’m going to scream a lot of racial slurs at the bar tonight

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@RearAdBsBlog @CornedHash I think an RA visit is what Amherst needs right now. RA out here getting crushed and chasing ass. You kidding me? Show the rookies how it’s done.

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This team makes me wanna rip my own balls off

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Everyone getting mad at coopers comments should go put a skirt on