Jake D

The life, thoughts and adventures of a marmalade cat! 🐱

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Instagram: @jaked_social

[Jake D @RealJakeD]

So it's Christmas - do my Hoomans think they can get a better present than me? #JakesACat #ChristmasCat #ManyMoodsOfJake #ImACat

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@RealMrSimon @RealSashaD @RealMissyD G-raff 🦒

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I'm officially a muse! My hooman mumma, @RealMissyD, created a collage of me for her college portfolio today using tissue paper, felt, wool and fineliners. #HappyCat #ManyMoodsOfJake #ImACat

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As you know I love to sleep - sometimes all you need is a hug from your best friend and a comfy sofa #ManyMoodsOfJake #CatNap #ContentedKitty

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My hoomans bought me a crinkly cow toy 🐮 (my hooman mumma @RealMissyD's nickname is Moo and she loves all things cow), then they sprayed it with catnip (as you can see, I love catnip 😻). I couldn't get enough of it! My cow's name is Melody (the moo cow) 😹

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I'm a famous kitty! I have my own book 📖 My hooman's said I didn't hide well enough though! 😹

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My hooman's are a bit weird really 😹 You already know they give some of my positions names. Now they've named my paws! 🐾 When I crouch like this my hooman mumma calls my paws "The Shrooms" because apparently they look like little mushrooms 🍄 #ManyMoodsOfJake #HappyCat

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I'm a bit of a weirdo 'cos I love to sleep on all kinds of bags, especially paper ones that rustle. My hooman Nanna, @RealSashaD, bought me my very own bag to sleep on #HappyCat #CatNap #ManyMoodsOfJake #CrinklyCatBag

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When you're hungry and your hooman's bring KFC into the house, a kitty has to try his luck - right? #HungryCat #ManyMoodsOfJake #CatInABag

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This is my hooman mumma, @RealMissyD - she loves me as much as I love her ❤️😻 #TrueLoveForever #HappyCat #ManyMoodsOfJake #MummaAndSon

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This is position No. 4. It might look uncomfortable but I sleep like this all the time! It's kind of like a cinnamon swirl but upside down 😂 When you can see my mouth like this, my hooman's call this "shark mouth". 🦈 #CatNap #HappyCat #ManyMoodsOfJake

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@amazon really do deliver anything from A ➡️ Z! C = cat 🐱😹 #CatInABox #HappyCat #SpecialDelivery

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@its_paladad 😸😹

[Jake D @RealJakeD]

So going back to my many positions... This is position no. 3 - Compact! When it's close to feeding time I sit in front of my hooman's and stare at them until they feel uncomfortable and feed me 😂 #CompactCat #HungryCat #HardStare #ManyMoodsOfJake

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Apparently, cats spend, on average, 15 hours per day sleeping... must be time for a #CatNap! #SleepyKitty #HappyCat

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Admiring my hooman mumma's new Dr Martens - I want some! #PussInBoots #HappyCat

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My hooman uncle really needs lessons in how to carry a kitty, this was not very comfy! 🙀

BTW - check out the lockdown hair 😸

#UnhappyCat #ContortedCat #ImACat

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OK, this is Position No. 2 - The Blob! My hooman Mumma, @RealMissyD, thinks that when I tuck all my paws under me, I look like a blob! I think I look cute. #HappyCat #BlobCat #ManyMoodsOfJake

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Let's talk about positions... This is position No. 1. Its my favourite way to sleep, all curled up with my nose tucked under my tail. My hoomans call this position the Cinnamon Swirl. #HappyCat #CatNap #ManyMoodsOfJake #ImACat

[Jake D @RealJakeD]

#CatWins 😂

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I might look cute and fluffy... but don't be fooled, I've got clawses! #HappyCat #GiveMeCattention #GotClaws