Jake Devlin, Author

Writer of offbeat thrillers and weird, quirky short stories, plus editor of the BOULD Awards anthologies of other authors' wacky short stories.

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The 2021 edition of the BOULD Awards Anthology is now out, with 100 of the weirdest, most bizarre and outrageous short stories you'll ever read.

Check it out at https://t.co/5y65CDjZVX

You'll be glad you did. Really.

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BEWARE of #TYRANTS

#COVID tyrants
#Lockdown tyrants
#Vaccine tyrants
#ClimateChange tyrants
#GenderFluidity tyrants
#WokeMilitary tyrants
#Socialist tyrants
#DefundPolice tyrants
#SocialJustice tyrants
#Fashion tyrants
#Vegan tyrants
#AntiFascist tyrants
#FakeNews tyrants

etc.

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To the tune of "What Have They Done to the Rain?"

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"#JoeBiden is #incompetent" or so 'they' say.

That may be true, but his handlers/bosses* are not. They're highly #competent at advancing/implementing their #devious, #AntiAmerican, #socialist #agenda.

(*#Obama, #Soros, #Sanders, #AOC, #Jarrett, #Rice, #Pelosi, #Schumer, et al)

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#BookTwitter

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@AuthorCharles An #insurance company that ONLY insures against #ActsOfGod; a little girl building a #SandCastle, but it's #Haunted; a #murder story from the point of view of the murder #weapon.

And many more #weird #ShortStories in this off-the-wall collection.

https://t.co/aqQvJabg62

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"The #Dracula #Deception"
The 1974 hit #comedy #stageplay now in book form.
#Paperback, #Kindle and #Nook

https://t.co/kM32E7LGA8

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Did this #book #novel #predict
@realDonaldTrump
becoming #POTUS #President?

You #decide.

https://t.co/HfDnNBZcy7

Trailer: https://t.co/yyOwTgWCTt

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#BookTwitter

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Feel #free to check out
Dallas Dalyce's #erotic #novel.

"Our #Orgasm #Whisperer"

#Guaranteed #results.

https://t.co/1T7v0hfefa

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"#UNINTENDED #CONSEQUENCES"?
#Firing of #Vaccine #Refusers.
NO!
It's #INTENDED, part of the #PLAN

To weaken our institutions and hold the door open for the old #ClowardPiven strategy to work more effectively.

Another move toward #tyranny.
#Soros, #Obama, #Marxists all LOVE it!!

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Remember the #ClowardPiven plan to use people to #overwhelm #government #insitutions (like #welfare)?

Now, by using #VaccineMandates to get rid of workers, like #police, #nurses, #soldiers (part of the #Soros plan), #DemocratsAreADisaster are making it so much easier.

#FJBiden

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Voted for #Biden?

Did you ever think that his Presidency and so much of the #Democratic Party would go as far to the
#Radical #Left as it obviously has?
(#Soros, #Sanders, #Omar, #AOC, #CCP, etc.)

And how far left are YOU willing to go?

Just askin'.

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Are you a #pessimist or an #optimist?

If you're a pessimist, there's an 87% chance you're a #Democrat.

If an #optimist, 93% chance you're a #Republican.

#FoodForThought

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Who knows who #WilliamLeeGolden is?

First correct answer wins.

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I ABSOLUTELY support teaching #CRT in all #schools.

As long as it stands for #CriticalRationalThinking.

As for the other CRT, go back to hell!

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Finally, #Biden did something -- ONE THING!! -- that I can applaud.

He banned #Huawei and #ZTE from the #USA.

He DID do that, right?

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To the tune of "What Have They Done to the Rain?"

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The following is PARODY. Nothing herein should be taken seriously.
Seriously.

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BEWARE of #TYRANTS

#COVID tyrants
#Lockdown tyrants
#Vaccine tyrants
#ClimateChange tyrants
#GenderFluidity tyrants
#WokeMilitary tyrants
#Socialist tyrants
#DefundPolice tyrants
#SocialJustice tyrants
#Fashion tyrants
#Vegan tyrants
#AntiFascist tyrants
#FakeNews tyrants

etc.

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January 2023