ThisisJaywhatyousayyy

I'm a comic who talks about movies, public officials and anything under the sun!! Also, I hate the orange traitor!!

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

Love this moment so much...time to heal yall!!

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@DeptofWar And this is why you need to stop making stupid people famous! These guys were parasites for the young and now our entire country!

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[🇵🇸 @sbhnoe]

Never forget that

- Macklemore
- Kehlani
- Zara Larsson
- Dua Lipa
- Ariana Grande
- Theodora
- Bjork
- Coldplay
- Elyanna
- Olivia Rodrigo
- Chappell Roan

All risked their careers for speaking out against the genocide in Palestine

INCLUDE THEM IN YOUR PLAYLISTS !

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@HunterBiden Are you hacked??? Cause this aint the move. Please speak with a Twitter rep ASAP!

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@HQNewsNow Um you also get taxed more...so the more you work....the more IRS comes a-knocking. Not everyone can get tax breaks, genuis!!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

People don’t need religion to have a moral compass; they need religion to cover up not having a moral compass.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: NBC & ABC will not air President Trump’s primetime address live on their broadcast networks.

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@atrupar He's full of shit thats why he is practically slurring his dementia is not going fast enough!!

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@realDonaldTrump This guy can't stop being Trash!

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

This could be an unpopular take but this is an incredible proposal, even if it’s stupid. Also, we should just be happy it was two thrill seeking lovebirds and not terrorists who exposed this security failure. Clearly the Empire State Building isn’t secure enough from bad actors.

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@tedlieu @karenbloom73 Holy shit you guys wanna arrest an 11 year for playing splash attack you fucking moron!!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING NYT:

Government documents raise new doubts about Trump's unsubstantiated claim that "vandals" sabotaged the Reflecting Pool.

There's no indication the peeling blue coating and algae blooms were caused intentionally — and the Trump admin knew that.
https://t.co/v1C77s4eQp

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...??

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@allenanalysis All of this is pure Jealousy....constantly looking for ways to big himself up or look like a victim instead he looks like a dummy!!

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@atrupar He is a major narcissist his little head probably exploded when it turned to swamp piss...then he threatened to arrest everyone 😆

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@kylegriffin1 So another couple million...ie the moron keeps making this worse!!

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@atrupar His 5th wife or concubine

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONALD TRUMP IS WEAK ON ALGAE. THANKS TO ME, CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN ALGAE-FREE FOR 2000 YEARS. PEOPLE CALL ME CRYING, "THANK YOU FOR WINNING THE WAR ON ALGAE!" MANY SAY TRUMP FEARS ALGAE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE ALGEBRA. HE HAS SURRENDERED AND WILL TURN US INTO UNITED STATES OF ALGAE!

[ThisisJaywhatyousayyy @RealJayJanuary]

@JamieBonkiewicz @LucifersTweetz Oh shit were fucked