@Parodyjeffx You could start by crawling over your deceased mother to have non-consensual sex with your sister. (Bonus points if she’s a minor). Then rob your father of every last cent and claim the entire incident was their fault.
@Bebe1969 Completely unchartable. We need another 4th of July in the Spirit of the Original. What if millions showed up for a reenactment that wasn’t, it was the real deal. Surprise!
This isn’t a flag, it’s a tombstone.
(If we even make it to July).