Jeremiah®

God wants you

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My biggest gripe with loose fit pants becoming the fashion norm is we may inadvertently accept fat people into a space I don’t want them in

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We must overthrow the culture of corruption that silences women.

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Despite being perfect my entire life, I’ll admit I don’t quite deserve the love and kindness that’s been shown to me

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We should rename Presidents’ Day to Pokémon Day bc atleast non of the Pokémon were in the Epstein Files.

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Everybody who loves the second amendment and yapping about States rights and freedom over security decided to bend over and spread hole now that the Feds are rolling out martial law and shooting citizens. Crazy!!!

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My therapist said to stop tweeting and start journaling so I can sit with my thoughts long enough to feel shame . Idk about that one chief

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Please don’t call my friends Hoochies, they’re good people they just dress like that !!!

[h🪐p @HWestwoodP]

is it possible to neither condone nor feel any sympathy

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What will everybody’s conservative uncle post on their instagram stories when its revealed Charles was eliminated by the Mossad for speaking against Israel, and not a blue hair Libby barista???

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Momma told me to be a simple kinda man but I talked to God and he said to go harder

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Go ahead and call me fat, my doctor said I’m Morbidly a Beast

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If we’ve ever been in the same room together congrats, you were in a room full of winners

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951 Trench Music

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RIP Chuck Mangione 📯🧔🏻‍♀️

Bad week for American Heroes this week 💔

Pray for our GOATS

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Every 6 months I gain a new opinion that makes me harder to love

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I know we’re supposed to be mature and move on, but can you stay my muse forever? I promise I won’t bother you or your lil future husband or whatever.

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Due to current market conditions I’m removing any redeemable qualities I had that can’t be redeemed for a dollar

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If I ask you to take a picture of me and you use portrait mode then you have committed a tort against me in the eyes of God

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Unfortunately I cannot blame mental illness on any of my shortcomings.

There’s like 30 voices in my head and they all give me good advice.