Woody

churboy woody | retail professional | wear your kicks

[Woody @RealJesseWood]

I love looking back on difficulties that stressed me out months, maybe even years ago. now those things feel so small. time is a blessing.

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@SBDetroit Cameraman got on the “Libra” Omni 9 inspired by the autumnal equinox

Need that mask in a bad way

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saw the most obnoxious lifted truck, enormous flag hanging off the back, we are Charlie Kirk stickers, maga gear out the ass, his & her name decals, taking up 2 parking spots

and of course they failed the shopping cart morality test — so on brand

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@RickF35464 @Gebo___ Yup this data is from the 2025 mid-rainy season update as of August 1st, 2025 per the national weather service

According to data from the South Florida Water Management District, 2025 was the driest year since 2007

I hope FL gets more rain! Recent data is worrisome

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@RickF35464 @Gebo___ Here’s 2025 wet season data — hope I’m wrong, but 2026 wet season isn’t looking too promising

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@RickF35464 @Gebo___ Historically yes, currently, you could not be more incorrect

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@nostalgiacore Whoever posted this was born after 9/11

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This week my entire LinkedIn feed is just Nike employees posting their layoff goodbye posts … sad to see

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@GawdofFrames So sick!!!

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@GawdofFrames Can’t leave out Rick Ross from the conversation

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@kustoo @MatthewJWelty They could’ve just spun their “love hurts” narrative, but nah they chose to alienate a customer base that they’re desperately trying to claw back. Bone headed decision

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@potatoslav One hand in your sweatshirt pocket, T9 texting your friends back - Those were the good days

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@JohnnyGiunta_ That fateful text from someone you hadn’t spoke to in years

“Dude I have an awesome business opportunity”

found a YouTube channel that was meant to be private from someone high up the totem pole and it was deadass a playbook on how they bring people in and scam them

[𝙂𝙐𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙑 🥀 @RapGoblin]

one of the best albums ever made

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@kustoo @Complex @ComplexBets Wow didn’t even know I was following it — thanks for the call out. do better Complex, yall need to face some sort of repercussions

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@josenworldv2

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@jordankeyser Man, such a shame!!!

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@1ssve 3/9/2020

First day pandemic remote work - never looked back

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@SaycheeseDGTL It’s a LeBron AF1 for those wondering 👀

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@bitchiwas999 Incredible time to be a freshman in college