Jim's Mommer

I am Jim from Tuscaloosa's mommer. He is such an angry boy. He lives in the basement of my trailer. I give him suckers.

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@fawfulfan @tedcruz Hey Chapman....ever heard of due process? You fucking idiot.

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@FinebaumsIman @JimTuscaloosaAl He's a lying bitch made bitch.

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@spaceghostshao Is he worth it?

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Is it racist to want to keep out illegal aliens, who are charged with penetrating a child age 12 or younger?

Why is this illegal alien pedophile allowed to come into America?
#ThursdayThoughts

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

List of "scream helplessly at the sky" events. If you're near any of these, get footage. This could be the funniest thing ever.

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@feliceherrig Yes

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

#HonestSocialMediaSlogans We're Twitter. We censor conservative thought.

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

Say what you will about the #MontrealScrewjob who was right, who was wrong, what is undeniable is the two greatest wrestlers of all time clashed in a classic match, ending in a controversy that saved the WWE and gave us the greatest heel ever. Wrestling at it's worst AND best.

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

Say, "Trump is not my President." Actually, he is, you little cvnt. #MakeMeAngryIn5Words

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@TomiLahren Well said!

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@snowbunny_b As if their tiny 6" dicks could tempt you.

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@snowbunny_b Good girl, you won't regret neglecting white dick.

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@carliejoprints @Justin_Swain her body is that of a goddess

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@carliejoprints So lovely! Look but don't touch!

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@PaigeVanzantUFC Have you ever kicked a guy in the balls?

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

When a Lib tries to convince you they’re right...remind them how WRONG they were on this date 2016!! #MAGAday

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@kacystjames Deny them, always. If you can, take off their nuts.

[Jim's Mommer @RealJimsMommer]

@blackedbare You know you must be torture for white boys, to see you and know they can never be inside you.