Jon Heartsmen

Red dog, piano, and tinder.

[Jon Heartsmen @RealJohnHartman]

Man I already guessed wrong on my bracket. #badgerssuck2015

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WHAT DAY IS IT? #hungover

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Spring break will be a nice time to continue to do nothing

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It's feels like 5, but it's really 6? I hate time.

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I'm to hungover to even sleep

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@RealJohnHartman can I get a retweet from the REAL John Hartman #stud

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But seriously, who let the dogs out?

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Tinder game weak; piano game strong.

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@Leotzi I'll probably be over in like 15 minutes to shotgun. #RedDogNation

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First one to see this has to shotgun a Red Dog with me. #ArfArf

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Instead of moisturizing my body, I moisturize the inside of my cot so I can just slide right in for a good 14 hour slumber. #slipperyJohnny

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I may only be 5.5, but I'll make that 5.5 work.... Like a horse!!

[Jon Heartsmen @RealJohnHartman]

So happy with my boyfriend jeans #runtooldnavy

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Can't believe February break is almost over... Back to LAX on Thursday!

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Achy breaky Hartman #girlprobz

[Jon Heartsmen @RealJohnHartman]

I'll be DT tonight guys!! @MattLange42 @SeanDaniels21 @Leotzi @Tori_Bentz @Maymeeslover @meredith_noreen

[Jon Heartsmen @RealJohnHartman]

Cookies, cakes, puppy chow and the Bachelor, what a perfect night 😍

[Jon Heartsmen @RealJohnHartman]

Tweet something sexy at me this Valentines and I'll play a personalized song for you on my piano

❤️ John

[Jon Heartsmen @RealJohnHartman]

Add me on words with friends. My name is whitekrispys!

[Jon Heartsmen @RealJohnHartman]

I'm getting it tonight