Drum Dummy

[OSU Cowboy Wrestling @CowboyWrestling]

Athletes are built here.

#GoPokes | @ufc

[𝙿𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 🤠🍊 @PistolPeterOSU]

Somewhere far away there’s a man with a mullet drinking a smoothie mixed with vodka- with a grin on his face for his alma mater

[ᴼᴾᴵᴺᴵᴼᴺᴬᵀᴱᴰ ᴾᴼᴷᴱ @OpinionatedPoke]

How's that showing for the "most embarrassing team in the NCAA"?
Fuck you @KirkHerbstreit

[OSU Cowboy Football @CowboyFB]

MOOD.

[Drum Dummy @RealJohnsonMatt]

Eat that Crow Gooners

[PokeNation @Big12Pokes]

How I’m moving tonight

[BuffalOKstate @BuffalOKstate]

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! #GoPokes

[Drum Dummy @RealJohnsonMatt]

The beer is going to run dry in Stillwater
#GoPokes

[Drum Dummy @RealJohnsonMatt]

🫡

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

The first homer of the night slate belongs to Ronald Acuña Jr. 🔥

(via @MLB)

[Leslie Mines @LeslieMinesIII]

One of the hardest pics that goes hard 🔥

R.I.P. Bobby

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

We'll miss you, Ted ❤️

[adult swim @adultswim]

RIP Captain

[Drum Dummy @RealJohnsonMatt]

He grew up hitting Starch paper balls growing up

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Ronald Acuña Jr. on where he would rank this moment, via @francysromero:

"This moment, I would rank it number 1 in my career. I love the Atlanta Braves, but before the Braves I was born in Venezuela, and it’s where I come from."

[Drum Dummy @RealJohnsonMatt]

Bryce fucking Harper take a bow 🫡

[cindy @Djodgers]

Spencer Strider I knew I could trust you

[slutty mrs met @hunny__bee__]

baseball has always been political btw. you’re a fan of sport comprised mostly of immigrants, and heavily latino. if you’re a fan of the sport and support ICE you’re a fucking hypocrite.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

In this video, it appears the victim's gun was already seized prior to the first shot being fired.

The border patrol agent in the grey jacket and baseball cap removes the firearm and walks away from the scene.