Jordan Carter

Ball knower. Chiefs, Jayhawks, Royals.

[Jordan Carter @RealJordanC]

@WhiskeyRiff Aaaand the crowd goes mild

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

The most annoying person you know is not rooting for the US during the World Cup because they “don’t support what’s going on”

[Jordan Carter @RealJordanC]

@wobblymami @realmarcusking Did you dump em out for him at least?

[LSU Football Report @LSUReport]

If you scared, say you’re scared! Lesgeaux!

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Chance Liebau @ChanceLiebau]

The #Royals were 19-21, 0.5 game out of first place on May 10 with a chance to sweep their division rival Tigers on national television. 10 of their next 16 at home.

They are 3-11 since, outscored 74-45.

Think it can't get worse? They start a ten-game road trip on Friday.

[Christopher morrison @2Chrismorrison]

I’m not mad that the Royals aren’t good.

I’m mad that the organization does nothing to try and change it

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the thunder play basketball like if the children of rich people was a basketball style

[Jordan Carter @RealJordanC]

Are there people out there who enjoy this?? This isn’t even basketball

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jaylin Williams looked at Keldon Johnson, ran directly into him AND FELL DOWN. Foul on the Spurs.

This is getting RIDICULOUS

[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

BIG 12 BASEBALL BELONGS TO KANSAS 🏆

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Lindsey is really stressed about the possibility of the war ending. He might have to go creepily wander around Disney World again to calm himself.

[Ryan Landreth @ryan_landreth]

This franchise has made the playoffs THREE TIMES since Ronald Reagan was president. The absolute last thing I will accept is an utterly lifeless manager telling me to just have a little more patience. Crap or get off the pot!

[Jordan Carter @RealJordanC]

@brianstelter Where’s the diversity??

[Jordan Carter @RealJordanC]

@OregonHomer That doesn’t make you a bad college football fan, it makes you a bad American

[Jordan Carter @RealJordanC]

Colbert is no different than the talking heads on MSNBC.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Thank you, Stephen Colbert.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Exactly....

[Qui-Gon Jim @jimbojd4]

Big pussy was cool until he started snitching

[Drew Banks @Drizzy_Dru29]

First class organization in everything but winning baseball games.