Jordan Smith

"One bite, everybody knows the rules.” -Dave Portnoy

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Schools that suck:
- Purdue
- Michigan
- Ohio State
✅ - All Of The Above
#Hoosiers #NeverDaunted #IWin #GoogleMe @IUBarstool

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

@TheRockMediaCo @CollegeSportsCo @TheVolClub Lol that’s cute 😂

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Yo, @DudespostingWs! Give Samuel some love!

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Oh thank God 😅 #BBN

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Iowa State star transfer forward Milan Momcilovic has committed to Kentucky, @JoeTipton reports😼

Momcilovic averaged 16.9 points per game shooting 48.7% from three last season.

https://t.co/QCU3mKfO2A

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

@KySportsRadio I’m sensing some serious Donnie Freeman Déjà vu the longer this plays out. At this point, I think he’s using Kentucky’s offer as leverage to go the school he actually wants to play for.

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

How sad…because it’s all true

[Felps @felpswonts]

> O final da 5ª temporada de The Boys
> Prometeu destruição total
> Cinco pessoas aparecem na Casa Branca
> Sem exército de super-heróis. Sem militares. Nada
> Capitão Pátria mata exatamente uma pessoa
> Perde seus poderes praticamente fora de cena
> Morre choramingando como uma criança
> Açougueiro morre 10 minutos depois
> Soldado Boy não tem nenhuma recompensa
> Irmã Sage foi inútil durante toda a temporada
> Personagens da Geração V completamente desperdiçados
> O funeral do Frenchie virou uma piada

Uma série de mais de 200 milhões de dólares terminou menor que um filme da Netflix. Antony Starr merecia mais. Karl Urban merecia mais

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Thomas Massie was the last principled politician left in DC.

MAGA is no longer America First.

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Give me more @sircalebhammer and less @DaveRamsey!

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

CC Sabathia played 17 games for the Brewers and is now on their Wall of Honor.
I'm going to start a movement to have @JLin7 jersey retired by the @nyknicks! #Linsanity

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

@BigBlueDylan It's going to be hard to compete with Zona and Illinois...

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

@KySportsRadio I might replace Wall with Oscar. It's hard to place a 2x NCAA rebounding leader and a National POTY in the second tier.

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Congratulations, @fernandomendoza! Trust in God and GO BE GREAT! #NeverDaunted

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

@Joshstrangehill

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

@KentuckyNet "Boom?" More like "bing."

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

There aren’t too many celebrity deaths that really bother me. But @normmacdonald’s rocked me to my core. We could’ve really used his humor the last 5 years.

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

@pepsi When I ask for @CocaCola and I’m told they don’t have it.

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

The more I learn about this family, the more I believe her dog killed himself.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages https://t.co/4GvCcfPK9j

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

You drive on the parkway but park in the driveway.

But it’s illegal to be high on the highway?

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Why do I feel like @TaylorRansomX and #ReadChoi would make a HILARIOUS Christian sketch comedy duo? And what can we do to make it happen???

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Chuck Norris was one of those people you thought would live forever thanks to those hilarious jokes highlighting his exaggerated strength and ability to defy logic.
RIP to a true legend!

[Jordan Smith @RealJordanSmith]

Never fear Rome, the serpent lies in Naples.