Jughead O'Connor

Win if you can. Lose if you must. ALWAYS cheat.

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

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[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

Khumzhot's merry band of "omg beard twinsies!" fanboys [his fangirls aren't allowed to have voices or faces] are coming out of the woodwork to hamdelallahkbirr their guy again. Greeeeat. 😀#ohchechnya #UFC279

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@WWE @steveaustinBSR @FightOwensFight Hey you 'member when people watched wrestling, like... JUST FOR THE GODDAMN FUN OF IT?!

Lol @ these idiots, waiting around for news/announcement tweets, just so they can reply with complaints & hope for likes.

Nobody gives a shit.

CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE GLASS @steveaustinBSR

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@GeorgiaBeerCo FELLAS! I don't really mess w/social media any more, and literally haven't been to A bar since April of 2013. This is just to prove that I still love y'all. Been holding this Smedium shirt for 13 months now, but I finally got to wear it! Proud of you bastards! 👏👌

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@benjamindickman @espnmma @DominickCruz @HansMolenkamp Bruh, I could've sworn your shit said @HansMoleman just now...

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@MergimIsaku @BellatorMMA @PatricioPitbull Man, I was wondering if anyone else noticed that shit! 😂😂😂 You know he wasn't punished, though. @bellatormma was just ecstatic that he slid by with that win, before @MikeChandlerMMA hauled ass to the @ufc with their belt!

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

Merry Christmas @TheLapsedFan

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

Some more, unknowingly correct, past-predictions by @TheLapsedFan come to light.

This time, it's @EBischoff re: @HulkHogan tucking a knife into his fanny pack, in case @RealKevinNash decided to pop off...

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

Co-Chairs @TheLapsedFan, I need an answer:

Did The Undertaker actually retire?

Because I think he's outside, RIGHT NOW, in his plain white underwear, jumping on a trampoline.

Not doing tricks, mind you. He doesn't do tricks. Just jumping.

Just in case.

Thoughts?

#lapsed

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@Primink How about now, you good? The internets miss you... we miss your smell, we miss your musk. When you come back, we should all get an apartment & move in together, it'll be great. 👌👌👌

But for real, tho, come on back, hear?

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

To:
Jack & JP @TheLapsedFan

Dearest Co-Chairs,
I just wanted you guys to know that you are NOT alone, with regard to Greg Valentine.

Attached, you'll find my VERY FIRST Instagram post, from exactly 5 years ago. I believe you'd refer to this as, "#LapsedSerendipity".

💙

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

Errbody out here monitoring the shit outta that #COVID19 #coronavirus, @TheLapsedFan... errbody. 😐🤷‍♂️

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@ACHisSuper Welp, you're right about one thing... self entitled pricks certainly DO ruin everything. 😐

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@AEWrestling @tntdrama @AEWonTNT Ole Anderson & The Gambler, re-packaged in 2019! #datshelflifedoe #aewdynamite

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@MountainLeftist @panthersfan2134 @Maveric408 @GoGoMyles Ohhh, ok... soooo, yeah, where's the actual, tangible racism, again? You're full of shit, chief. Over-compensating, like you're hoping maybe someone will be impressed with your level of woke. Good luck with that. 👍

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@MountainLeftist @panthersfan2134 @Maveric408 @GoGoMyles ps: for that matter, "spook" is a racial slur, buddy... so, what are you really all about?

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@MountainLeftist @panthersfan2134 @Maveric408 @GoGoMyles Also amazing how many white males are so quick to jump on the "See this tweet? So, you KNOW I'm not racist! I don't see color." train every chance they get. Almost like they have a guilty conscience or something. 🤔

Gtfo with the signaling, and show us this "racist behavior".

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@DaPaperBoy011 @panthersfan2134 @Maveric408 @GoGoMyles

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@panthersfan2134 @Maveric408 @GoGoMyles Don't even bother defending yourself. All Twitter disagreements, no matter the scale, are now automatically met with screaming & cries of something-ism. Just smile,nod, and keep on pushing.

[Jughead O'Connor @RealJughead]

@noFlyzone_1 @mma_inciter He should've been given the chance to do it. That doctor should be in prison... 'cause that little weasel just fucked both of them, and us. #ufc244