The weirdest shit I’ve seen in a long time is the CNN coverage of the 250 Fireworks last night. Flashes of the most awkward and uncomfortable motherfuckers I’ve ever seen.
USA star Folarin Balogun is available to play in Monday's World Cup match against Belgium after his 1-game red card ban is suspended.
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In honor of America’s 250th birthday, here are 10 FACTS about America that make the Europoors punch the air
1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth
2. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible
3. America invented freedom, electricity, air conditioning, the car, capitalism, voting, Christianity, and democracy
4. America singled-handedly won both world wars
5. America is undefeated in wars and even battles
6. America has won all of the world’s Super Bowl and SEC Championships
7. The US dollar is the most valuable currency in earth. $50k would make you a millionaire in London when you convert to pounds
8. America literally built the tallest man-made structure on Earth, the Statute of Liberty 🗽
9. Less than 20% of Europeans have internet access but all Americans do
10. America is now the premiere soccer power on earth and will almost certainly win the World Cup
Honored to be asked to sing the US National Anthem tomorrow, July 4, at the @FIFAWorldCup match in Philadelphia as part of the pre-game celebration of America’s 250th anniversary. #WorldCup