Justin Beemer™️

Baby, baby, baby…it’s time to feed these chucklefucks the corndogs. Swag. (Parody) 🏎️💨 #smokefleet

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

The weirdest shit I’ve seen in a long time is the CNN coverage of the 250 Fireworks last night. Flashes of the most awkward and uncomfortable motherfuckers I’ve ever seen.

[buckets @badbuckets_]

hoy juega mexico 🇲🇽

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

@SkylarSkye3 Bubye

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

To all the whining beetches…🖕

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

El Duke de Wellington 🇲🇽

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

@CrankyFed Neither is his country’s.

[CNN @CNN]

USA star Folarin Balogun is available to play in Monday's World Cup match against Belgium after his 1-game red card ban is suspended.
https://t.co/BPM2ge6v7N

[Keith Coogan @keithcoogan]

The dishes are done, man!

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

If you order a steak well done you should be forever stripped of your right to eat steak. Happy 4th mufukers. 😉

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

In honor of America’s 250th birthday, here are 10 FACTS about America that make the Europoors punch the air

1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth

2. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible

3. America invented freedom, electricity, air conditioning, the car, capitalism, voting, Christianity, and democracy

4. America singled-handedly won both world wars

5. America is undefeated in wars and even battles

6. America has won all of the world’s Super Bowl and SEC Championships

7. The US dollar is the most valuable currency in earth. $50k would make you a millionaire in London when you convert to pounds

8. America literally built the tallest man-made structure on Earth, the Statute of Liberty 🗽

9. Less than 20% of Europeans have internet access but all Americans do

10. America is now the premiere soccer power on earth and will almost certainly win the World Cup

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

@yote869 @realSiLeNTxGuRu And here you are.

[AnimetrendsRE @AnimetrendsRE]

They made an anime of the Argentina vs Cape Verde match 😭

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

🤣😭💀

[Tater Magoo-ish @PlantRobinson]

This is your brain on drugs, kiddies.

https://t.co/BntRehk5lH

[World Cup 2026 @ofootball__]

Thank you Cape Verde! 🇨🇻❤️

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

🤣😭💀

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Made Jell-O shots to bring to the 4th of July bbq 🤗

[EGYPT HQ @EgyptCEO]

hello @mexico please lockdown ALL OF YOUR MUSEUMS until the English have left the country

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

🔥

[Matt C @MattfromKC]

A reminder that this is Kansas City’s downtown library:

[Justin Beemer™️ @RealJustinBeemr]

Anybody seen Travolta…👀

[Idina Menzel @idinamenzel]

Honored to be asked to sing the US National Anthem tomorrow, July 4, at the @FIFAWorldCup match in Philadelphia as part of the pre-game celebration of America’s 250th anniversary. #WorldCup