Kayla Barton

this is a documentation of my mediocre life

[Kayla Barton @RealKaylaBarton]

I almost just airdropped my mom a nude… happy new year

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Being a para for special ed is so funny bc one of my kids literally elbowed me in the back of the head & I had to be like “woah, big feelings, was that a good decision?” Instead of

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Cleaned the house, did all my homework, read, and made chicken poblano enchiladas & I’m fixing for a bubble bath after my kid is down… I fucking love being in my late twenties

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Criminal Minds is a turn on show for me, is that a weird one???

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I’ve had a 17 year old boy and a 51 year old man ask me out in the past week and I can honestly say I don’t know what I’m doing wrong

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I don’t need a lot from a man, just that he’s willing to spend 1/4 of his income on maintaining my book addiction

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Doom scrolling on TikTok earlier and my dad walks by as the next video says “can your vagina be too wet?” so that’s my ick of the day, what’s yours lmao

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Fuck dry January

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It’s my birthday weekend, so why wouldn’t I wake up with a ripped open palm and a broken pinky???

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@T_Kushh As valid as that is, I was ~sober~

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I genuinely don’t know how I get myself into the situations I get myself into

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#NewProfilePic

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They say the best way to get over a breakup is to participate in a wet t-shirt contest at a biker bar… right?

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@picklesAP @Bobbybollocks2 HAHAHAHAHAH true friend

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Forgot my headphones for the gym. This is my 13th reason.

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You know midwesterners are nuts bc every story on my snap was of people storm chasing or hanging out on the porch during a tornado warning lmao

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Put my new bedside table together by myself despite the instructions saying I would need an extra hand. The fact that I have an adrenaline rush means I’m officially OLD. Sad day. Love my table tho.

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I don’t have a screen protector OR a case on my phone & I’m on my way to get drunk in chitown… @ me

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Hand tattoos have me in a CHOKEHOLDDDDD