Keith Chimp

Former Finance Director @Official_BRFC Former Managing Director of @NatchCider First source for @Official_BRFC news #UTG

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

Saddens me to say due to ill health I won’t be applying for @Official_BRFC managerial job. However anyone interested I can pass on contact details on how to apply.

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

Typical @Official_BRFC sacking @Joey7Barton to take the distraction away from bigger issues at the club like the fruit market stadium plans slowly falling apart and south stand shambles. #UTG

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@_liam_gardner_ Just updated everyone on situation

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

Been told that reason @Joey7Barton was sacked is he asked for JCH transfer money for new targets however club agreed was cheaper to sack him then cough up transfer money in January to match previous JCH bid. @Official_BRFC #UTG

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@Moaning_Gas @Official_BRFC @waelalqadi Still think Belshaw is better then what we have. Collins was a gamble and it paid off however based on this season he doesn’t seem as hungry for goals

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

Still fuming over JCH saga. Always be in the shadows if we don’t wake up and realise that today’s market isn’t about offering as little as you can. Prices are inflated and we need to realise that and make up for embarrassment @Official_BRFC and @waelalqadi showed.

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@Moaning_Gas @Official_BRFC @waelalqadi When was last time you looked at the transfer movements and thought that club has got a bargain there? I’m failing to find that!

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@Moaning_Gas @Official_BRFC @waelalqadi Every club wants the maximum they can get in this financial market and will hold that to the end as we found out why do you think all these other clubs paid so much these last few windows?

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@Metal_Man99 Wouldn’t shit in the same toilet as this board. Will always back Joey though beat manager since Holloway

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

Hi Wael, I’ve got a free slot tomorrow if you want to learn how to use a fax machine? 👀

[Wael @waelalqadi]

@RealKeithChimp @Official_BRFC @RealKeithChimp & Co every transfer deadline day 😘

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@NeilPunter Seen better fights outside chasers On a Friday kick out

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@BristolBomber @swanseagas What they don’t understand is that offering the lowest sum possible doesn’t work in today’s transfer market. Players values are over valued and you have to spend more then the value to stand a chance. Always be ragbag rovers if wait till last minute with lowball offers

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@BristolBomber @swanseagas The rest of football has moved on but some reason the majority of idiots at rovers don’t think we need be spending these sums of money to compete. Most clubs now have realised that fans want value for money and football is a day out not a 3 hour affair that most rovers fans think

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@BristolBomber @swanseagas Problem with this board is that they are too quick to try and please the few. Too many fans think about themselves and not about what the club could attract. Happy to sit in a tent and watch league 1 football as long as it doesn’t cost them anymore

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

Just back from Joeys post match interview- I had to remind @waelalqadi the breaking news that Johnson Clarke Harris wasn’t a @Official_BRFC player.
“Keith, He’s a Rovers player,” he said.
“That’s the spirit, son,” I replied.

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@JamesSanderson0 With the return of the tent I’m sure we’ll be here for another 25 years

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

If last night couldn’t get any worse, what the hell is this embarrassment. We are taking one step forward twenty steps back at this club @Official_BRFC @waelalqadi

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

Still looking for a club big man. @Official_BRFC need a striker. Just bring your boots along this afternoon and if anyone asks your name tell them it’s Ryan Woods.

[Stefan Payne @Stefanpaynee]

The first year in my career pre season has started and I’m without a club and I must say I am absolutely enjoying no yo-yo test, bleep test or 1k runs 🥵 🏃‍♂️ 😂

[Keith Chimp @RealKeithChimp]

@RG2Gas @cultzeros Got any these in 5XL I’ve put a fair bit of weight on since then 👀