Kendal

My toxic traits are liking country music and doing thanksgiving 5k’s

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Shoutout to me in 5 years. I bet she’s doing amazing, and i’m so genuinely rooting for her.❤️

[layla, lmsw @itslaylas]

i think health insurance companies should be charged with murder if they intentionally deny a patient a lifesaving medication or procedure. if they want to act like doctors, they need to face the consequences. if a healthcare provider does that, we can lose our licenses.

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

$200.

[remx @biigrem]

They on tv talking about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

they are the only ones with property Nancy

[Frankie Stockes @realStockes]

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[Circe @vocalcry]

This is actually the strongest sign the man will propose in 3 months

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Sarandon Raboin @sarandon_raboin]

A moment of appreciation for my Grandma Nancy’s Kentucky Derby hat

A gold mint julep on top, racehorses around the name, and roses on the brim all of which are hand beaded by her 🌹

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched.

THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

i don’t care about any CEO’s feelings and frankly it’s offensive that I have to hear about them at all

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

it’s all corrupt girl

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

My boobs are big because they’re filled with hatred for the American government

[trash jones @jzux]

first date idea: we jump in front of waymos to see if they are capable of a hit and run

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

hannah montana performing ‘this is the life’ 20 years later

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

They got more integrity than yall who are using AI for free.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

Find the father and arrest him for getting her pregnant since we’re being ridiculous.