Kevin Newton

That's me, up there.

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@SimonClarkeMP Bye.

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@AllGolfPGA @EmiratesGC @clutchprotour @AlHamraGolfClub @AlZorahGolfClub Please don't go win and get sponsored by JLindberg mate, can't be having a seizure every time I see your tweets! 😜

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

If you didn't know, I'm posting a few of my paintings over on Insta. Go have a look... https://t.co/6Rwt6qfmRR

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@GutisHeadband Thanks! Loving your profile pic, what a scene!!

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

Roseberry Topping, N Yorks, #2. No idea what I'm doing. #art

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

Oil painting of my well-thumbed copy of @BenMyers1 Incredible novel, The Offing. #art #Literature #yorkshire

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@PaulBaileyArt @WinslowArtCentr Thanks for the session, Paul. It was really informative and inspirational. Also thanks for answering my questions so thoroughly, appreciate it.

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@MartinSLewis new https://t.co/iWCifja6lB fix for existing users just offered. Do you have details and opinion on this yet? Can share.

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

What's the collective noun for a gathering of Ruperts? It certainly ain't a 'party ' 😂

[Mirror Politics @MirrorPolitics]

First ever Partygate video revealed as Tories drink, dance and laugh at Covid rules

https://t.co/zIqQeS3KGE

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

No, it was rejected by the entire nation, you fucking numnuts.

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

No10 spent Sunday spreading the narrative that my appointment was rejected by HOLAC.

From HOLAC ;

‘The commission is an independent advisory body and does not have any power to veto a nomination.’

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@BenMyers1 Ben, why was it so short? Don't go getting all pause-y about a second season, please!

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@practicalgolf Ball well below feet shot is my nemesis, hosel every time!

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@practicalgolf He's dug himself the deepest hole imaginable 😂

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@FerreroRossi 'Derivative seagull'

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@ajcdeane Alternatively If your side of the debate includes a paedophile Prince... ?

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

Why is this thing looking at me? #DLR

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

Go woke, go brok... oh.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Essex pub that displayed golly dolls closes after supplier boycott https://t.co/YLrf6J7JXK

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@GuidoFawkes You had me at 'known Tory'. Deserves everything he's got coming to him. 👍

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

I think it was all that banging on about his Pinocchio movie, which turned out to be dogshite.

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

Silence is golden. Apologies to Guillermo del Toro, but there must've been a reason for it! 😂

[Kevin Newton @RealKevNewton]

@Nick_Ruskell Send a new invoice and add late payment fee, 20% on top - worked multiple times for me.