Real Kids' Jokes

Real Kids Jokes by Real Stand-Up Comics jokebook provides tons of fun and laughs for your favorite jokester. Ages 7 and up. Check in each day for a new joke!

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What does a person in Honolulu say when you greet them with a joke?
ALO-HaHaHa

#Hawaii

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What did Elvis say to Punxsutawney Phil? You ain’t nothing but a Groundhogs
#GroundhogDay
#ElvisPresley
#punxsutawney

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What's a caterpillar's favorite way to swim?
The Butterfly
#swimming
#MichaelPhelps

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What bird never makes the honor roll?
A Seagull

#Seagulls
#DoYourHomework

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What kind of fish is always an exception?
A Fluke

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Why did the guy try to get a car loan from a group of deer?
Because he heard they had a lot of Bucks.
#Deer

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How do you know when you're a dad?
Not sure, but it just becomes apparent.
#dadjokes

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Why do snobby people like to hear stories told by peacocks?

Because they always have a fancy tail.

#peacocks
#SnobbyPeopleDont@me

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What's a cats favorite part of a lobster?
The CLAWS.

#Lobster

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Why are goats annoying during debates?
Because they're always butting in.

#SassyGoats
#Goat
#NotTomBrady

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@RealKidsJokes Hahahaha! What an egg-celent joke!

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@Raising_Canes
Who haunts chicken coops?
Poultrygeists!

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Who haunts chicken coops?
Poultrygeists!

#spooky
#Chickens

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What do you call a famous portrait who won't stop whining?
A Moaner Lisa

#MonaLisa
#Louvre

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Why did King Tut get flowers delivered?
So he could have a Happy Mummy's Day!
#HappyMothersDay2020
#1800flowers

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Why don't pancakes make good tires?
Because they're always flat.

#riddles

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@IHOP Why don't pancakes make good tires?
Because they're always flat.

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What's a clock's favorite app?
TIK TOK

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What did the furniture maker say when asked how his new couch was coming along?

Sofa so good!

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@NIROPE What did the furniture maker say when asked how his new couch was coming along?
Sofa so good!