Ty Griffin

I laugh at my own jokes and sometimes write stories. My first book is on Amazon:

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How can you be yourself after you’ve sold your soul?

#fantasy #fantasybooks #urbanfantasy #books #paranormal

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In a world of affliction
Vices of pleasure, drink, and dope
But my favorite addiction
Is the weak one turned hero #trope

#vss365

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The New Coffee Pot Paradox:

You can’t get caffeine until you get the machine to make coffee, but your brain can’t figure out how to make the new machine work until it’s had caffeine.

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@RDeans2 Humility is not having to tell someone you’re a good boy, but letting them figure it out on their own.

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Sometimes when I’m bored I change the wake up word on Alexa so I can sit back and watch my kids scream at a computer.

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I posted a new short story on my website. It’s a bit out of my usual wheelhouse and I’d love to hear your thoughts on it.

#WritingCommunity #readingcommunity

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That large breeze you just felt was roughly 53% of America sighing in relief.

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It seems like a lot of people relate to this. Maybe I should write a boo about it. If nothing else I’d enjoy the irony.

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How do you deal with those days that you’re overwhelmed with the idea that no one will ever actually read the stuff you put all that time and energy into?
#WritingCommunity

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@SirrenRossi Concise, practical advice. You’re speaking my language!

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How do you deal with those days that you’re overwhelmed with the idea that no one will ever actually read the stuff you put all that time and energy into?
#WritingCommunity

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@ritarubin9 Or waking up in the morning to remember you can sleep a little longer!

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@mirna0722 If you’re going to use beta readers you could try asking them for suggestions.

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Catching up on old episodes of @CriticalRole podcast. Just listened to the last episode of 2019. Everyone sounded so optimistic about 2020. I just wanted to scream a warning to those poor, naive fools who had no idea what was coming.

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I laughed at my dog for being so sad when I wouldn’t let him bring in a stick, it’s absurd to bond so quickly with an inanimate object. But then I realized I named my Roomba “Rosie” from the Jetsons and I apologize when I get in her way.

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@Rjfoxxalicious Ha. No that’s not me

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Most things I do could be described as “nonchalant” which is odd since on the inside I’m very chalant.

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If you forget what you were saying halfway through your story and no is able to remind you ... take the hint.

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Can we all agree that those people that are like “let’s not exchange presents” and then get you something thoughtful and say “oh it’s nothing really I just thought you would like it” but you didn’t get them anything because they said you weren’t doing presents - are the worst?

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People that jog outside with headphones in both ears must have no mortal enemies.

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How can carbs be bad for us if they are what brought us our best friends?

Donuts and dogs have made our lives better! #science

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@fictdoodles @Horatio_Stema If I ever write a children’s epic fantasy you will be the armadillo mayor of the whimsical City of Wonder and you will wear a top hat.

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Fair warning:

Whenever I’m looking for a name for a new character I just scroll through my followers list until I see one that fits. So some of you may be in one of my stories. I’ll do my best to make you witty and heroic.