LaVar Trump

I am Lavar Trump President and Bigly Baller

[Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton]

Warriors 22 Win Streak:

Opponents Record 198-260 (.432)
Games vs Teams Top 4 in either Conference = 1 (Bulls)
Games vs Teams Bottom 4 = 8

[Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton]

Porzingis: 13.8 ppg, 9.3 rpg, 2.0 bpg, 42% FG, 19.7 PER, Worldwide Acclaim. Towns: 13.9 ppg, 9.2 rpg, 2.2 bpg, 51% FG, 20.5 PER, Anonymous.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Anyone who thought the Lakers was gonna win this game is a big dummy. TURRIBLE!

[Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton]

There should be a league higher than the NBA filled with Gods and Immortals so Steph Curry can play with his own kind.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

I'm not worried about the huge gash LeBron has on his head. I am sure he will figure out a way to cover it up.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Man listen. Steph Curry is to three pointers what @KimKardashian is to black guys. Automatic!

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Okafor like "Fuck that nigga"

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Merry Xmas from the Russell Westbrook family!

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

There are headlines saying Derrick Rose won't play against the Pacers. Instead it should only be news when he DOES decide to play.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Derrick Rose doesn't have a problem with his hamstring. Or his ankle. Or his knee. Derrick Rose has a problem with his heart.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Kobe was fined 100K for calling a ref a "faggot". How much will he be fined for calling Dwight Howard a "bitch ass nigga"?

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Damn, Black Panther too? At this point Chadwick Boseman has run through more famous black men to get famous than Kim Kardashian.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

LeBron unfollowed Chris Bosh but still follows Ray Rice & Dez Bryant. I guess LeBron rather follow women beaters over actual women. Turrible

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Steve Nash has been turned into comment spam: "I make $173,000 a week from home just by going on the computer" - Steve Nash

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

BREAKING: The Cowboys have cut another openly bad player from their practice squad

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

"Act passive around white people, black man. Hands up. Don't make any sudden movements." Sound familiar? Jimbo fucked up with that.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Jimbo is basically telling Jameis "Don't give these crazy ass white people another reason to hate you. Be a good boy."

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

I HATE that Jimbo Fisher told Jameis Winston to be "passive" after the win. If he was Johnny Football it would be no problem.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Everyone saying "Poor Steve Nash, he got hurt again". POOR? That boy making $9,701,000 this year. If he poor, then I'm skinny.

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

LOL@ white people! #PHIvsNYG