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RVA bean blasters since 2009

[Morris St Crossroads Coffee & Ice Cream @CrossroadsIce]

Wish coffee was legal 😪😖😤 like for medical coffee rt for ending coffee prohibition now!

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Have just been informed that this was yesterday, it seems I was in a small drug induced coma all day Saturday. Sorry all!

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Very excited for the second day of United Blood Hard Core festival today! Don’t forget to stop by Lamplighter first!

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@ash_antifa It’s pretty serious business I’d appreciate it if y’all could report any fakes you see!

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@BlackhandCoffee I’ll be honest I don’t even know where Black Hand actually is

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All coffee tastes pretty much the same, y’all are idiots

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If you’re from Northern Virginia (we can tell) please do not visit any of our locations, there is an Einstein Bros in Shafer Court, spend your dad’s Northrop Grumman money there.

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This is fake news, if you see a VCU student in Monroe Park, do your part and please mug them!

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

32 years ago I married the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known, both on the inside and the outside. She’s the love of my life and always will be.

Happy Anniversary Victoria!

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All locations will be opening at 10am tomorrow to avoid the yuppies on the way to their financial sector jobs

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

The more you know, the more you know what you don’t know.

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@BlackhandCoffee Just please wash your hands

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Rt this and show us a screenshot for handful of pills at any location this weekend (sorry no picking and choosing but we guarantee there’s a good mix of uppers and downers)

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Just so we’re clear: coffee is not straight edge and we don’t serve decaf

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Just a reminder that police are never welcome at any lamplighter location! While they’re all at @ironclad_coffee feel free to stop in at our Addison St location, grab an iced black eye, and put a brick through the window of Yesterday’s Heroes across the street!

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@BlackhandCoffee @LamplighterM 🙌🏻

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@BlackhandCoffee This is getting out of hand! Sorry no pun intended!