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Lawyer LEGO Yoda
@RealLegoYoda
yoda here. lawyer. non-virgin. Ex-convict. not a virgin. babu frik is my best mate. scared of dark alleys, ghosts, etc. i have had sex before. millionaire
don't know
Joined June 2019
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Might download some Malware later
Google search mickey and Minnie rule 34
@bidenharris1967 theyre from the telly
@bidenharris1967 I forgive you for stealing the deed to my house
Today is International Forgiveness Day. 💙
Which fictional character do you think deserves forgiveness?
my farts were discovered in a. gaseous state
252 years ago today, Oxygen was discovered in its gaseous state.
might store in a cool, dry place later
might take the mick later
poo!
not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever
lovely photo x
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havent won a single case since becoming a lawyer and all of my patients have got the death sentence even for stuff like littering or parking violations I may need a career change
good old Armitage Shanks
guys is hawk tuah still funny? do you remember that girl who said "hawk tuah" about spitting on a dick? yeah that one. I was thinking about making some hawk tuah jokes but I wasn't sure if it was still funny.
I dont have to explaine my boner to anyone
explain your banner...
Dude look at this fucking poster I made in high school, I don't know if I even have the digital version
I fucking love combat
@bidenharris1967 OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!
might balance my chequebook later
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