Lemon Shark

Writer. Runner. Porsche fan. MMA enthusiast.

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@ScarletPeachXO Wow. These are gorgeous.

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@Roxyfighter I like that the guy on the phone likely had no idea the kind, soft voice on the other side belonged to a legit bad ass would could kick his ass.

Ha.

It’s a funny world.

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@sloth_runner HOA approved as property values soar.

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@ValienteGabi_ Hard to notice the natural beauty with all your natural beauty on display.

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@ScarletPeach99 I’m just jealous your message requests are real people. All I get are robots.

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@ScarletPeach99 We exist, but we’re often discarded, exploited, or never considered.

It’s great.

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@DominickCruz Noooooo… yeah???

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@SteveNomadic @CaptBob_Nomadic Does your new friend need any more new friends, because I’m delightful!

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@djaidyj @SteveNomadic @CaptBob_Nomadic Hey, we’re are using the same strategy to get a Vision Jet. Good luck to us both!

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@itaintkarate @DominickCruz Oh, man. This is hilarious! And a bridge too far! lol

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@DominickCruz Instant subscribe.

For the poser alpha males out there, THIS is alpha male behavior. Real men grow up, move on, and cheer for each other’s success.

Thanks for the motivation, inspiration, and entertainment all these years, gentlemen.

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@misskateTO It’s rare there’s cute AND hot, somehow, that’s your superpower.

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@BLackgold_5 Living his best goddamn life!

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@PetesyCarroll No eye pokes? Are they even training?

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@LiamHealy16 Harsh.

Also hilarious.

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@MMAJunkie Bro 10-7’d himself coming at Volk like this.

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@arielhelwani Somehow retired Matt Brown has become his most powerful form.

I always liked him as a fighter, but his insights and wisdom, on top of being a legit UFC bad ass, add so much weight and power to his words.

When the (Immortal) legends are speaking, we should damn well listen.

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@arielhelwani Most important thing: make all professional wrestling comments easy to identify and bypass. Or make it a consistent segment that’s easy to skip. Orrrrr make a different pro wrestling pod. Orrrrrr just never talk about it.

Thanks!

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@Turbinetraveler Right call. The risk is too high. That’s exactly the kind of pilot I want to fly with.

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@Singa39481783 @Turbinetraveler I personally don’t want my pilots working with “maybe.”