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10 years on Twitter

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Me: maybe sushi?
Also me: it’s expensive
Me: fine, no sushi

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Almost 6 years passed
Without new inspiration
Pumpkin crunch provides

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The morning after
A Thanksgiving comatose
Breakfast: pumpkin crunch

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Sprinting around like
An all star softball player
Now my body hurts

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Stagnant water here,
Fever, thy name is Dengue
Mosquitos buzzing

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IT'S HOTTER THAN BALLS
FEELS LIKE WE'RE IN AN OVEN
I DON'T DESERVE THIS

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I just dropped my phone
Pray to God it isn't cracked...
Pick it up... All G

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Just browsing online,
Why is everyone so dumb?
Need a break from this

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Time for a shower
Why can I see so clearly?
...glasses are still on.

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Go to McDonald's
But no more dollar menu...
I'll eat somewhere else

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Humidity sucks.
Just got out of the shower,
Sweating already.

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Friends calling my phone
They want to go out and drink
But no mo money!

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Starving for hours
You finally get your food
Found a roach inside

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If I unfollow
It's not cause I don't like you
I don't like your posts

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Coffee in the morn'
Energy for an hour
...time for number 2

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Life's biggest question:
If it is "me me" or "meme"...
We may never know.

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Stomach is growling
It's 3 o'clock, I must wait
I just ate at 2

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Let's go on a hike!
Not just for the exercise,
Do it for the 'Gram

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Outside it's so hot,
Too lazy to move at all,
I'll just sweat in bed.