roach

gettin roachy wit it

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

my girl makes me watch porn on the corporate dollar

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

cozy for da night ...💤💤

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

My, son he'se⬇️ Only 3. Pleas he

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

it is may. may i take your hand. may we frolic in the may flowers . ?

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

do they make converse in my size

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

my cat just did a kickflip

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

i heard probuscus cancer is on the rise #lookout

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

feeling cutesy today<3

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

man, i love chudmonious days like this .

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

good morning team ! don't forget to stretch your probuscus, tarsi, and all other bug parts #wellness

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

lenolium gripper

[Sparrow @photon010]

What would you name this creature

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

a lot of you would benefit from being under my complete control with no free will

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

you continue speaking poppycock and codswallop while i stay stacking my schillings

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

roaches celebrate easter too yet i'm not seeing an easter basket at the foot of my bed #whereisthebunny

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

it's okay to be a little insecure sometimes. your exoskeleton will never be as shiny as mine and that's okay.

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

do you guys miss me? be honest

[lydia @choso1girl]

i miss it already

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

your vocabulary is nowhere near as colorful as mine

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

like theoretically, could I just slip past TSA?

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

are insects affected by the government shutdown?

[roach @RealLifeRoach]

another day another roach dollar. stop asking me for the exchange rate on RD to USD. i don't know.