Lizzie Truss

Hapless, hopeless Chief Secretary to the Treasury (beyond parody). "That is a DISGRACE!" Foreign cheese allergy.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

So excited that my dear colleague Chris Grayling is supporting #Crossrail2. Together, nothing can stop us delivering this fantastic project!

[Dave Lidington @DaveLidington]

@RealLizTruss @LenninKim @alexander_minh @fmspear @LaurenceCawley @AlisonHolt1 @ProfLAppleby @PrisonUK @PRTuk @TheHowardLeague @INQUEST_ORG @James_Treadwell @DannyShawBBC @TomJHarper I ordered a whole new crateful, Liz. We need to ensure that the MoJ always smells clean & sweet.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@miss_goodwill @DaveLidington @alexander_minh @fmspear @LaurenceCawley @AlisonHolt1 @ProfLAppleby @PrisonUK @PRTuk @TheHowardLeague @INQUEST_ORG @James_Treadwell @DannyShawBBC @TomJHarper Wow! Cher has really let herself go.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@legalcheek @DaveLidington Well, I'm not fessing up to being Laura Kuenssberg in my spare time, so there!

[Legal Cheek @legalcheek]

We hear the stories of the @RealLizTruss and @DaveLidington accounts, from the person who runs them https://t.co/qxdD7U9pgs

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

Phew, thanks to the cabinet reshuffle I think I've dodged the bullet over the probation privatisation fiasco. David taking one for the team!

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@helenhomeedder I do hope that it's a zero hours contract. Nothing like a bit a flexibility in the workplace.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@jjhxllyfield @HMPPSTheMount Prisoners haven't been allowed out to play for a week because they have all been very naughty.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@thebarwithmb @opinion8ed_dyke Flattery will get you everywhere Matthew.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@sphenefan Sorry Sheila, but if we don't cull unproductive folk, such as pensioners, there won't be enough in the pot to pay my parliamentary pension.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@opinion8ed_dyke Vroom... vroom.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@PrisonUK Don't worry, Alex, I'm sure G4S will be doing the site security work. Always something in the pot for our good friends.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@opinion8ed_dyke Fake news.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@opinion8ed_dyke I did audition for the part of the new Doctor, but then realised I'd be a bit busy delivering the Crossrail 2 project & saving the economy.

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

Crossrail 2 is right up my street! What I don't know about 21st century railway engineering projects isn't worth knowing!

[BigBob @sadcafe69]

And watch an episode of Casey Jones!! https://t.co/FfmtxGu2MK

[Lizzie Truss @RealLizTruss]

@KeithCameron5 Glad you found something to laugh about. Members of my family cried when they read the lies in the papers claiming that I'd been demoted.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

1. A 92 yr old President working for free to make the world a better place

2. A cult leader charging the US $3M a weekend so he can golf