The Real Josh Logue

it’s really me! All opinions expressed are my own and not written by @corennf

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@MordiRC Right and so am I, Josh Logue, the person whose account this is

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I believe this is what the kids are calling a thirst trap

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Baseball is too short now! Should be six hours long with no breaks and they come feed you beer through a hose

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Me trying to make a palindrome when I’m drunk

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@corennf @teamshammai @jmlogue Liar

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the corner eating peanut butter at an alarming pace

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Gonna mix a wacky Mac box with a Kraft Mac and cheese box. God can’t reach us here.

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I believe in this country but not on a socks level

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I think my new thing is going to be falling asleep in the hallway

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I’m gonna get good at pinball if it kills me

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We salute the Zamboni boys

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I’d let them Zamboni my field if ya know what I mean

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I rarely know what I mean. I’m just sort of out here, saying stuff.

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It’s a good thing we can tweet again because the cat looks like this

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Drinking fri*king scotch and writing a g*sh d*rn poem

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I keep accidentally misgendering cats and I’m sorry. I’m trying to do better.

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I find the cat a little bit irresistible

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I can get anything done, it just takes a lot of nagging

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I’ve found the actual happiest place on earth and they sell fountain pens

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I have to keep drinking to support my book carving addiction