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♛ 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝. 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 🌙 ♛

[♛ 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐧 @RealLucian24]

Weed + ADHD is a crazy combo. I just spent 10 minutes proving an imaginary person wrong.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

I hope I marry a girl who never stops loving me. Decades in and she’s still obsessed with me.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Is reverse body dysmorphia a thing? Like, I think I look pretty good until I see my reflection or a photo of myself and then go, "....oh."

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[𝘿𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 @chasdee10]

Edible low-key scary bruh.. one time I sneezed bout high as fuck and I hear my dog say "bless u" from the other room and I ain't even question it I was like "thank u bud" few hours later I was thinking about it then remember I ain't even have a dog

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Suspect realized who tf she is, and moved on 😭😂

[𝘿𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 @chasdee10]

"Brain: 1 FPS. Vibes: 120 FPS." 🍃😂

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I thank God I ain’t jealous , i get up and go get it and just wait my turn

[Otis @brianxotis]

Everybody got their own life. When it’s all said and done, it’s just me and me.

[𝘿𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 @chasdee10]

Every stoner has opened the fridge, stared into the void, closed it... then opened it again like new food would appear. 😭

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

HR: we're like a family here!

Also HR: unfortunately, we've to lay you off.

Me:

[TR3y @tr3ygoat]

The worst time to realize you're out of rolling papers is after you've already broken the weed up.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Cracking everytime you hangout isn’t love btw

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I hate when somebody come fuck my peace up

[Stackz @Lowkey__legend]

Yes I’m a solar ?🤣😅

[Ivy 💖 @ItsReal_Ivy]

I was walking down the street one afternoon when I noticed a little girl, probably around four years old, suddenly stop in her tracks.

She looked across the road and saw another little girl walking toward her.

For a moment, she just stared.

Then, out of nowhere, she raised her hand and started waving excitedly.

The other girl noticed and immediately waved back.

Within seconds, both of them were smiling, jumping up and down, and happily waving at each other like they had been best friends for years.

Their parents looked completely confused.

[♚WestKing♚👑♛ @IkennaO351]

Why do some coworkers get so uncomfortable around the quiet person who’s just there to do their job and go home? 😂

[𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉 💥🦅 @getrich332]

When you run outta weed, you should be able to call 420 just like 911 & they'd find you a local plug.

[James_ @fwjames_]

Being high is realizing that “I’ll figure it out tomorrow” is sometimes a perfectly reasonable answer.

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