Luke Perry

Well, this got weird.

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@daveanthony you might want to check on @reynoldsgareth. I don't think he's ok.

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@JoshAdamMeyers @ryansickler how those front legs doing these days?

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@thedollop What a time to be alive.

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@MusicisFunnyPod love the podcast...one suggestion though. Put the name of the guest up front in the description so those of us in our cars don't have to risk killing ourselves trying to read the description to figure out who the guest is.

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@realDonaldTrump

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@PattiTib @steel8883 @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden He received 4 million more votes than Trump....so minority?

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@alwayssunny
It's been three weeks..

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@daveanthony 100%

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@daveanthony They are the dumbest animals on the planet. I have a friend that had one...had to go to the emergency vet after eating an entire bag of flour.

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@bertkreischer Of all the things I've read on Twitter today this makes the least amount of sense....sooo congrats?

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@KFCBarstool @darrenrovell Dude is crying about enabling cyber-bullying while cyber-stalking a stranger and threatening to contact his employer and professional association.

What would that be called?

Get fucked.

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@thedollopquotes @reynoldsgareth @daveanthony This is one of the greatest exchanges in podcast history.

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@Ask_Spectrum Is there a known outage in zip 12033 or am I the only one? Lost internet about two hours ago.

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@JenKirkman Depends on your skin type. Shampoo provided by hotels is 75% semen of the last person who stayed in your room. This is why I shower wearing a scuba suit when I travel. It does make it harder to beat off into the little bottles but I manage.

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@JeffFlake @PreetBharara Shut the fuck up. You got in line with the rest of the (R)s whenver it was time to vote. Nobody wants to hear from you.

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@realDonaldTrump That doesn't make you not guilty it makes them all complicit.

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@dirtE_11b @DZarrella12 @ochocinco And you honestly think that Trump is protecting us from "the swamp"? There have been 34 indictments and 6 guilty pleas of people directly linked to Trump and his campaign. It's not just that he's out for himself, he takes pleasure in fucking people over. He's a narcissist.

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@DZarrella12 @ochocinco The DC swamp is out to get me?

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@ochocinco You know, them. He's just being corrupt to draw their attention away from us. He's that kinda guy.

[Luke Perry @RealLukePerry]

@realDonaldTrump You sound like my son when we take his electronics away for doing something wrong. He's 13.