REAL M&S

A page for publishing some of the amusing questions / converstions staff have been asked / heard in M&S.

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Customer: "Hello, where have you moved the free coffee?"

Staff: "That's Waitrose madame"

Customer: "What? Well then where am I?!"

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Customer: "When are Marks going to finally start accepting Nectar?"

Staff: "When we get taken over by Sainsbury's?

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Customer: "You know, I think it is awful you are now selling branded goods in here"

Staff: "Would you like a small bag for the Marmite?"

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Customer: "Isn't it awful you have to work on a bank holiday"

Staff: "Well, if people like you didn't come shopping, I wouldn't have to"

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Customer: "Hello, why are the eggs not next to the milk?"

Staff: "Because they are next to the chickens madame"

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Customer: "I'm not paying for a bag out of principal!"

Staff: "What principal madame?"

Customer: "Oh... Uh... I'll have a free bag"

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Customer: "Oh hello, will you be reducing the ..."

Staff: "No."

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Customer: "I have a dine in deal, why is if £10.05, this always happens in here, you can never get it right!"

Staff: "5p for the bag..."

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Customer: "Could I order a white christmas tree?"

Staff: "It's only May Sir?"

Customer: "I'm not missing out, can I order it now please"

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Customer: "My cat will only eat Marks' food you know. I tried him on Tesco's before but he simply refused to eat it"

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Customer: "You seem chirpy to say your bonus has been cancelled"

Staff: "That's because we now have a 50% discount card"

Customer: "Oh..."

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Customer: "Oh, since when did you start charging for a bag"

Staff: "Since 2007 Madame..."