John Doe

[TheSketchReal @thesketchreal]

I've had heart burn for seven days is this serious?

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

Kevin…. You earned it. Years ago. Fuck you, fat bitch @BrianDaboll

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

@BrickedUpApe @Browns Myles Garrett is NOT a triple crown winner

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

RIP Charles Ponzi, you would have loved cryptocurrency 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

Coop… let’s get you back in triple crown form. I have just the man for the job

[Cooper Kupp @CooperKupp]

I was informed that the team will be seeking a trade immediately and will be working with me and my family to find the right place to continue competing for championships. I don’t agree with the decision and always believed it was going to begin and end in LA.

Still, if there’s one thing that I have learned over the years: there are so many things that are out of your control, but it is how you respond to these things that you will look back on and remember.

I have taken so much pride in playing alongside my teammates for the LA community, so thank you for embracing my family and making this such a special place for us.

2024 began with one of the best training camps of my career. Preparations start now for 2025. Highly motivated, as healthy as ever, and looking forward to playing elite football for years to come. Love you guys..

But coming for it all.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Important reminder that this woman got annoyed by her puppy so she shot it in the head execution style

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

Tik toks out loud in the stall is crazy bro… just shit and get out

[ArlingtonBro @ArlingtonBro]

It’s #Phillyhateweek

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

@A_kamara6 You may have ruined my Christmas once upon a time (I was also playing against you fantasy the same night) but I have to give it to you here.

That said, those red and green cleats sucked.

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

.@samdarnold I hate you.

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

Cars 2

[flynn slicker @flynnslick]

Alright tell me a movie that made you stare blankly at a wall for 20 minutes after it finished. One that you couldn’t stop thinking about and made you question everything.

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

Find a new slant. Kyle Rudolph was special. #Saints #SKOL @SeanPayton

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Rudolph was a system reindeer.

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

I had one of these in all black.

Sleek and professional.

[Gansett Guzzler @gansettguzzler]

Little cousin just for the shield sweatshirt for Christmas. Just an 8 year old who loves the league

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

This is actually super lame and we shouldn’t be encouraging it.

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

King behavior.

[dex 💫 @lowkeydex]

😭😭

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

Kyle Rudolph

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Name the first player you think of when you see this logo ⬇️

[John Doe @RealMFDawg]

@BrickedUpApe I hate them so much

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

KOach of the Year.