Ashton Macaulay (He/Him)

No longer on Twitter, find me at:

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Hey, I don't usually come to this hellhole, and I don't plan on coming back soon, but I've done something incredibly brave. Ok, here goes. I started a free Substack (hold for applause). Please subscribe/share with fans of humorous #writing. https://t.co/dP6f1O41ty

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

I'm out, no more Twitter, find me on Blue Sky: https://t.co/2QOwfhtoBI

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Ah yes, thanks for the chuckle past me. This happens when I get to the end of a first draft, feel lazy, and just need the story to keep moving. To quote Stephen King: "Sometimes writing feels like shoveling shit from a sitting position." 😅

#Writing #Writers #WritingCommunity

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

📢 With #KindleVella closing, I've published every chapter of Hangin' Around! All chapters are free. Follow three ghosts shooting the shit and looking for vengeance in the Old West. Check it out while it lasts! #WesternGhostStory #FreeReads #SerialFiction

https://t.co/TG9OlqNXwt

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

PSA, just learned that #KindleVella is shutting down in February. Don't buy any tokens to read my stories there. I have plenty of free chapters up, but if you want to pay to read Lake of the Damned, I recommend going to straight up Kindle instead of Vella.
https://t.co/1JX97Dnych

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

#SpookySeason is almost over, which makes it the perfect time to jump into a short, zombie-laden novella about a group of campers trying to survive rising evil in the Pacific Northwest.

https://t.co/UZvhevO6HO
#Kindle #KindleUnlimited #Writing #Reading #Read #horror #HorrorReads

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

"Six feet below the ground, thirty or so odd spirits lay horizontal, with their eyes closed, pretending to be fully dead."

New episode of #HanginAround is out now on #KindleVella for free! Nothing says #spookyseason like ghostly revenge in the Old West.
https://t.co/XwEV6Oa2DN

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Happy #Caturday from my constant #writing companion, Cooper. He's not exactly helpful, but he sure is cute.

#Cats #Cat

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

"A fly buzzed through Maggie’s nose and she swatted at it. It had been nearly fifteen years since losing her body, but she still hadn’t managed to kick the instinct."

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#Reading #Kindle #Vella #Ghosts #Humor #Writing #ReadMore

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Capping off #spooky season with a brand new #Vella about literal gallows humor and #supernatural revenge in the Old West. It will be entirely #free to #read, so please share, enjoy, rate, comment, all that nonsense :)

https://t.co/EVOpcfB3HK #Books #Kindle #Western #Humor

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

This could be you! Lake of the Damned is only $1.99 on #Kindle and is included in #KindleUnlimited. It's the perfect camp #horror story to get #spookyseason started.

https://t.co/HYIVyRqqze

#books #reading #newrelease

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Lake of the Damned is out on #Kindle and #KindleUnlimited, but the #Amazon search algorithm is rough. Help spread this novella around, share it, like it, shout from the rooftops, and if you're so inclined, pay $1.99 to #read it.

https://t.co/1XVI8fI3kv

https://t.co/SqYpeMbXzm

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

"Truly a spectacular must read in the october spooky timeframe." - J.C., Goodreads
"If I could rate this 100/5 I would. Excellent plot, character development, and setting." - C.S., Goodreads
"We're so gosh darned proud." --My Parents

https://t.co/SqYpeMbXzm
#Books #Reviews

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Calling all #horror #bookreviewers! I just put out a #comed-horror novella yesterday and I'd love to get some #reviews to use for quotes.
If you're interested, DM me.

Details: https://t.co/SqYpeMbXzm
#BookReview #Reviewer #Writing #Writers

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Friends, Romans, #readers, if you have #read, are currently #reading, or plan to read #LakeOfTheDamned, add/rate/review it on GoodReads. As an #IndieAuthor, ratings matter a whole heck of a lot. Not only do they boost my ego, they also boost sales.

https://t.co/RXWq9FRhGt

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

We did it, #420 in #horror #comedy. Quick, someone make sure we don't sell anymore copies, it's perfect as is!

https://t.co/SqYpeMbXzm
#SpookySeason #HorrorComedy #Reading #Reads #NewBook #NewRelease

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

This #spookyseason make the yeti-friendly choice and read Lake of the Damned. It's only $1.99 on #Kindle, and we can all enjoy #zombies.

https://t.co/HYIVyRpSJG
#horror #funny #WritingCommunity

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Me, as an adult, realizing you can just put stained glass in houses...

#AI #Cats #StainedGlass

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

Less than a week until #LakeOfTheDamned releases on #Kindle and #KindleUnlimited. You can pre-order it now for $1.99! Pre-ordering will help boost its ranking on day 1, which is a huge help to #indieauthors like myself.

https://t.co/SqYpeMbXzm

#Books #NewRelease #Horror

[Ashton Macaulay (He/Him) @RealMacAshton]

My latest entry in the #NickVentner Adventures is publishing free on @RoyalRoad! If you've never read one of my #books, this is a great starting point, and if you love Nick Ventner, you're going to really enjoy this.

https://t.co/WifVezercc

#Writing #Reading #Readers #Action