Real Mama

just sharing true stories about family life

[Real Mama @RealMamaTweet]

I joined a #farmshare bc I prefer my veggies to be organic & local when I throw them out at the end of the week. #shoplocal #farm2trashcan

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Fact: if you tell your #toddler about a play date more than 12 hours in advance, someone WILL get sick and cancel. #parenting #kids #facts

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I only had to go to bed at 7:30 pm to get 8 hours of sleep by 7 am.

#momlife #mommath #parenting #sleepdeprived #toddlers #realmama

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Started crying tonight thinking about my son's future #wedding.
P.S. - My son is two.

#toddlers #momlife #mamasboy #loveatfirstsight

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We just got our @mygreenmattress for the #toddler and it's the BEST! Affordable, nontoxic, organic. #bestmattress #organic #quality #inlove

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Just an idea, post the emails and let #America decipher them by the #election. Plenty of readers ready for that task. #vote #hillaryEmails

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Started sorting out the "unsafe" candy and remembered my #toddler doesn't get to eat it anyhow! #hes2 #moreforme #halloween #momlife #parent

[Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs]

Chris Wallace: Accept outcome of election?
Trump: “I will look at it at the time.”

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If looks could kill. #hillarysMomEye
#debatenight #watchouttrump

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He's not yelling, but I'm still not following. #debatenight

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Did anyone else just see Hill flip off Trump? #debatenight

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Dear @Apple -please create a brightness setting for those of us trying to social-media-it-up from a pitchblack kid's room. #parents #momlife

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# years I've been married
+ # kids I have
+ (tiny) size of my disposable income
= my disinterest in your wedding pics
#parents #old #life

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Just put a handful of M&Ms in the pocket of my bathrobe and got in bed. Ask yourself why you aren't also doing this. #momlife #parenting

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True story: My husband & I have eaten so much of our #toddler's (pre-sliced) birthday cake, we now need a new cake. #parenting #momlife

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Open gallon of milk. Pour directly onto iPhone. #thisismylife #parentingfail #gotmilk #womenirl

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My outfit is too uncomfortable for me to get anything done this afternoon. All my attention is going toward sucking in. #toosmall #womenirl

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It's hard to believe a time existed when I didn't have to change my undies after a workout. #kegels4life #momlife #womenirl

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

Stop-and-frisk disproportionately affected black people and rarely uncovered any illegal guns. #debatenight https://t.co/PYpHOV3XQi

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"We've got to address the systemic racism." - Hillary Clinton #debatenight