Marty Mouse 🐀

Famous Internet Mouse, Oscar Winner and Internashunal Bizness CEO. Personal goals include spreading smiles.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Hey kids, it's me, King ob Thursdays. Remember, it's important to stay in school and support higher learning. You don't want to be the guy dat made dis.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

It's important to hab a snack while you're shopping so you don't buy too many fings. Also, please come halp me, I'be been abandoned in aisle four.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

@american2084 Heck yes!

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

It's dat time, well later tonight, or technically early tomorrow morning, we hab to change our clocks backwards! Clocks like the ones in phones and microwabes are smart and will change themselbes, but for the old fashioned clocks dat are a little older, gib them a helping hand.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Today's Inktober prompt is "demon". I was too scared to look at him to see what he looked like so I couldn't draw it.

#inktober #inktober23

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Today we are back in school learning fings, and reading books.  We got to pick our books, and I thought dis one was a cookbook because ob all the begetables on the cober, but it isn't.  It's pretty good book so far, it's a bunch ob quotes about friends.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

@maddow you need to get things right. We believe what you say.

[Walter Isaacson @WalterIsaacson]

To clarify on the Starlink issue: the Ukrainians THOUGHT coverage was enabled all the way to Crimea, but it was not. They asked Musk to enable it for their drone sub attack on the Russian fleet. Musk did not enable it, because he thought, probably correctly, that would cause a major war.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

We felt bad about the shock ob the monies numbers, so we thought we would make mom some cookies to make it all better. Turns out someone else used the numbers for most ob it, so she got that back, we did spend $137 on nuts from the mini-fridge and she wasn't too happy about it.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

We worked berry hard on these cookies, as you can see here, it's harder than you would fink! We wanted it to be a surprise, so we didn't ask for help. We are afraid ob the oben though, so the cookies might be a little under done. Cookie dough is a faborite ob lots ob people.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Today for lunch we had scrambled eggs for lunch and we got to eat in our lunch hut. I fink we should hab lunch two times a day. Pass it on.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Oh...hmmm. "Fish, you look different today!"

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Today at school we got to do some arting wiff lite brite, and I made a flower for you, but I ran out ob pegs and needed more, so I got more, but when I finished it was pretty, and it was really fun, eben though fit didn't smell like a flower... I want to do another one!

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

We habn't had history class in school yet, but I fink tomorrow America habs a birffday. Dat means fireworks and ice cream, and presents, and birffday cake!

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

We were habbing a nice relaxing afternoon, when heard a kerfuffle going on outside our Fibbs Crib. We looked to see what was going on. Fish was upset about somefing and berry worked up, Barry and Reuben were trying to get him to calm down, which taught us one ob lifes lessons....

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Enjoy your weekend eberybody! Relax and keep hydrated, I know it's going to hot in a lot ob places. We habn't take our weaffer class yet, so I can't gib you details, but you can Google it. Dis Baxter.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Baxter.

[Marty Mouse 🐀 @RealMartyMouse]

Hello dere. It's Barry here.

Today we hab our first class, and it's about the periodic table and the Elements ob Emoshun.  The periodic table is berry big, so we just started wiff these.  Ha, Meh and Ah!  We all took it berry serious because we wanted to do well.