Mike McGoldrick

licensed banter merchant / usually found in the places you will never get into

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

The new gaff #sonorthUAE

[Shane Todd @shanetodd]

Go into the weekend with my weekly podcast. Download it and you'll have way more friends https://t.co/zDphXZON9m

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

This outdoor hosepipe won't effect me but how are people in Strabane expected to have their weekly shower?

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Who's about this bloody playce? I need to interview you... https://t.co/ZvSmX8hwvp

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

I'll be live on UTV tonight talking about the difficulties of being very attractive AND very intelligent

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

24 Carat mayking a video today. Going to be greayt. Standard.

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Humbled to have been considered a mentor by this guy. https://t.co/xjgZlGBv60

[Ulster Rugby @UlsterRugby]

Thank you @PaulMarshall9 ❤️

[The Guild Practice @Guilddental]

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[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

If Rory wins this I'm flooding the Lagan with goose and we're all going for a dip

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

The biggest compliment I could pay Jaycob Stockdayle right now is that I'd let him be in my company on a night out.

[BBC Radio Ulster @bbcradioulster]

Mike McGoldrick returns from a rager with his famous chums to find his car clamped 😂
If you missed the @shanetodd show on Saturday, catch up tonight at 7:30pm 📻

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Avoid Tyrone? I've been doing that for years mayte.

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Some new 24carat banter over here: https://t.co/d7MrxXnm0n #YouKnowYourself

[Belfast Telegraph @BelTel]

Watch as @UlsterBank help save @RealMcGoldrick's Christmas plans: https://t.co/cWqj0uinDL

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Most people in Larne literally just want a front door for their council house for Christmas

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Every year I'd write to Santa and ask for smaller biceps

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

When I'm on the traiyn in London...

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Coleraiyne is certainly not 4ME https://t.co/8niT8mC4if

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Larne is in complete tatters mayte! Debris everywhere and cars upside down. Expected to get worse when storm hits.

[Mike McGoldrick @RealMcGoldrick]

Don't freak anyone out mayte but Marksies are down to their last hummus & carrot party set! We're ready for this hurricayne in North Down