MelissaJane (she/her)

My name is Melissa Jane. Sometimes I do things.

(I'm an ex-mormon, and some days I simply cannot shut up about it.)

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

This place sucks. If this is my last tweet, I'm gonna say something important:
ALLEGEDLY- Trump is a sniveling little bitch, and Elon is a sniveling little bitch, and Zuckerberg is a sniveling little bitch, and Bezos is a sniveling little bitch. ✌️

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.

[Jonathan Loves X-Men @jonathan_eff]

Anyway.

Art by Brunofsky.

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

@ShallelujahTV The vibes are absolutely ~magical~

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

A couple months ago I went with a bunch of awesome people and did a fairy photoshoot.

[𝐒𝐚𝐦✨ @solmorozova]

Me when people keep saying Pedro Pascal isn’t hot or questioning why “he’s everywhere” https://t.co/5hbI66yKVk

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

@wheezywaiter

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

My dating history is just me feeling lonely until I think about joining a dating website and then I think about who I am as a person and I remember why I'm not already on the dating sites.

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

My regular parking spot was taken this morning.

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

I hate capitalism and I hate cops and if you are super duper fond of either of those things as they exist today, I fear you may be a victim of propaganda.

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

I know I'm going to die alone, but like. When?

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

frog?
kinda?

Unfinished stress sketch.

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

@ShallelujahTV Omg congrats!! That's so exciting!

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

@parismarx

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

@ShallelujahTV Ouch!! 😩
I can't say for sure, I don't have experience with breaks, just sprains. I hope it isn't anything serious!

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

@TheSWU No poncho??!?

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

@ShallelujahTV Probably #3, but I also love the big one!!

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

I saw a cyber truck in the wild today. Good lord that thing looks like a mistake.

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

Life is exhausting

[MelissaJane (she/her) @RealMelissaJane]

I think it's great. It was so apparent that the filmmakers have a deep and sincere love of the game.

[Hail The Lore @HailTheLore_]

D&D players how do you feel about this movie?