The Mendax

Bilingual satirical news from both sides of the border. Everything is true until proven otherwise.

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🗞️ The Mendax is now on X.
Bilingual satire from both sides of the border.
Everything is true until proven otherwise.
👉 https://t.co/k3blSg36gU
#Satire #Sátira #Noticias #TheMendax

[The Mendax @RealMendax]

Falla en el reinicio anual de Marjorie Taylor Greene: ahora cita a Howard Zinn y apoya la justicia social.

Técnicos del GOP intentan restaurar la versión anterior.
https://t.co/VzbTog96Dz
#Sátira #Politica #MarjorieTaylorGreene

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Marjorie Taylor Greene malfunctions during her yearly reboot — now quoting Howard Zinn and opposing ICE.

GOP staffers race to restore “factory settings.���
https://t.co/i8ep9JvcSd
#Satire #politics #MarjorieTaylorGreene

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Kim Kardashian abrirá su propia agencia de detectives tras reprobar otra vez el examen de abogacía.

La inspiró René Russo en The Thomas Crown Affair (solo vio los clips en TikTok).
https://t.co/Q3jJhU4VnN
#Sátira #Hollywood #KimKardashian

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Kim Kardashian to open a detective agency after failing the Bar Exam again — inspired by René Russo in The Thomas Crown Affair (from TikTok clips, of course).

She’s calling it KK Partners. Nic Cage pending.
https://t.co/oeh14RaChz
#Satire #Hollywood #KimKardashian

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Hombre en San Antonio se lleva a la anciana equivocada tras compras de última hora en H-E-B por Acción de Gracias.

Familias reunidas. Nueva abuela desbloqueada.

👉 https://t.co/zTAvEvDQzs
#Sátira #Texas #AccióndeGracias @HEB

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San Antonio man accidentally takes home the wrong elderly woman after a last-minute Thanksgiving run to H-E-B.

Families reunited. One grandma gained.

👉 https://t.co/zTAvEvDQzs
#Satire #Texas #Thanksgiving @HEB

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El nuevo “parque acuático” de Fort Ringgold tiene:
Un autolavado
Un Dollar General
Y un edificio misterioso del que nadie habla
https://t.co/6utL4rGQwi
#Sátira #RGV #NoticiasTexas #RioGrandeCity #FortRinggold #DollarGeneral #Autolavado #ValleDelRíoGrande

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Fort Ringgold’s new “water park” includes:
A car wash
A Dollar General
An unmarked building no one’s allowed to mention
#Satire #RGV #TexasNews #RioGrandeCity #FortRinggold #DollarGeneral #CarWashLife #southtexas
https://t.co/ydpytPDM5I

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Industrias Zorg despedirá a 1 millón de trabajadores. Jeff Bezos elogia al CEO Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg por su 'liderazgo decisivo' y 'decisiones difíciles pero necesarias
#TheFifthElement #Layoffs #Despidos #JeffBezos

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Zorg Industries announces 1 million layoffs. Jeff Bezos praises CEO Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg for 'decisive leadership' and 'tough but necessary choices
#TheFifthElement #Layoffs #JeffBezos

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Tilda Swinton por fin pudo salir de ese maldito tren para ir al dentista y a la peluquería
#BalladOfASmallPlayer #Snowpiercer #TildaSwinton

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Tilda Swinton was finally able to leave that horrid train and go to the dentist and a hairdresser.
#BalladofASmallPlayer #Snowpiercer #TildaSwinton #Netflix

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🚨 BREAKING / ÚLTIMA HORA
La tarea del hijo destruye la historia de éxito del padre
Read the full (not-quite-accurate) report 👇
🔗 https://t.co/JvwpXpkO49
#Satire #Noticias #TheMendax #Sátira #Humor #BorderLife

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🚨 BREAKING / ÚLTIMA HORA
Son’s Homework Session Annihilates Father’s Success Story
Read the full (not-quite-accurate) report 👇
🔗 https://t.co/03ZoDkLgT4
#Satire #Noticias #TheMendax #Sátira #Humor #BorderLife

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📰 The Mendax llega a X.
Sátira bilingüe de ambos lados de la frontera.
Todo es verdad… hasta que se demuestre lo contrario.
👉 https://t.co/k3blSg3E6s
#Satire #Sátira #Noticias #TheMendax