RealMikeWarriors

I am the Paul Mokeski of Warriors Twitter.

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Yaxel is Paolo Banchero 2.0

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Small talk conversations with other parents:

"Weekend plans?"
"The weather's getting [insert today's weather] lately"
"Any trips coming up?"
"[Insert upcoming holiday] plans?"
"The year is going by so fast. I can't believe it's already [insert date]"
"The kids are getting big"

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Week 5 streamers:

Keaton Mitchell
Wandale Robinson
Mike Gesicki
Jacoby Brissett
Kirk Cousins
Cleveland Defense

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Brandon Williams - great at getting to the rim. Can he improvise in the lane? Will people start to realize he won't shoot the corner 3?

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Yaxel - strong with the ball. Like a mini Banchero. Great at 0.5 decisions so far. Not playing with the ball or dribbling air out of it.

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Podz floaters, flips, aggressive cuts - good. Like Tony Parker. But can he find a consistent jumper.

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@samesfandiari @AndyKHLiu with this signing I hear the Warriors are now hyperventilating over Jokic next summer.

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People don't understand how good the Warriors will be this year. And in January there will be a bunch of talking heads saying "It was never a question of how good they could be, it was a matter if they could stay healthy, and now watch out, Jimmy's coming back, they're dangerous"

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

The cast was breaking so much during dress rehearsal that Lorne Michaels told Will Forte to do less dancing so that the sketch wouldn't completely fall apart. It didn't matter, you can see each actor, one by one, fail to hold it together. That's the power of Will Forte.

[Gardas @Gardas111]

Andre Iguodala NBA Finals tape

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@BleacherReport He wants to win, but doesn't want to join OKC or SA because it would have been cheap and not because of him, but also not too bad of a team where he had no shot. It had to be a team just good enough to have a chance but not too good where he wouldn't get the credit.

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@Gardas111 Mozgov and Tristan Thompson getting minutes together.

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@JomboyMedia Social media don't know. These guys have been saying this kind of stuff for decades. The best duo to ever do it. Like having EJ and Chuck in the booth for 30 years.

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@957thegame Almost had a 370 ft single

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@Money23Green my algorithm shows me Warriors play compilations. Your second jump and tips after initial contest are not talked about enough. People don't know.

[Esfandiar Baraheni @JustEsBaraheni]

This might be one of the most iconic videos ever?

Stephon Marbury commentating Steph Curry’s ridiculous dagger

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@KevinOConnor had trouble inbounding. had it in their mind to go 2 for 1

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Jordan never lost a finals. #Losebanyama

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Why is it lauded when Wemby cries because it means so much to him (which is great to see) but not the same when people fly off the handle, get techs, altercations, etc. Punting the ball into the rafters out of frustration should be just as praised for how much a player cares.

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@DaltonJ_Johnson +olynyk